01 · Roasts
CI Theater Incident
BTC-Halving-Price-Regression has a GitHub Actions workflow that calls pytest — but there are zero actual tests. You set up CI to guard nothing. That's like installing a security system with no cameras.
The 10-Commit Year
10 commits in 365 days. Your heatmap looks like a starfield in a dead galaxy — mostly void with a few random photons in weeks 8–9 and 15–18. Even Halley's Comet shows up more often.
CSS/SCSS/HTML Trinity
36% CSS, 31% SCSS, 19% HTML — congrats, you've mastered the art of styling things that don't exist yet. Your entire language portfolio is 86% 'I haven't written the JS yet.'
AoC25: The Advent of Nothing
You created AoC25 on December 1st and immediately pushed... an empty repo. The spirit of Advent of Code is solving puzzles, not scaffolding the folder where puzzles would hypothetically live.
Inverted Social Gravity
Following 45 people, followed by 9, with 0 PRs opened this year. You're consuming the community without contributing back — a perfect GitHub lurker speedrun.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight15F
- Consistency20% weight10F
- Quality20% weight18F
- Depth15% weight35F
- Breadth10% weight40D
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
10 active days
Language distribution
- CSS36%
- SCSS31%
- HTML19%
- JavaScript9%
- Python5%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
9
Commits
last 12 months
10
Followers
9
Joined GitHub
Dec 2022
05 · Top repos
hsn-lab /
BTC-Halving-Price-Regression
A Bitcoin halving price regression analysis tool with matplotlib visualizations, trained on historical halving data and projecting future prices. Lacks tests despite CI setup, untyped Python, minimal architectural scope (single script), and zero adoption signals.
hsn-lab /
ImARealPersonCaptcha
Profile config repository with minimal substance: 0 stars, 0KB size, no meaningful code or documentation beyond a one-line README. Created Dec 2022, last commit Sep 2025 shows sporadic maintenance but no real project output.
hsn-lab /
AoC25
Empty scaffold created 2025-12-01 with zero commits, no files, and no documentation. Appears to be an unused Advent of Code 2025 repository placeholder.
06 · Timeline
- Dec 28, 2022Joined GitHub
- Dec 28, 2022Created ImARealPersonCaptcha — Config files for my GitHub profile.
- Aug 20, 2025Created BTC-Halving-Price-Regression
- Dec 1, 2025Created AoC25 — advent of code 2025
- Dec 1, 2025Most recent push to AoC25
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.