01 · Roasts
0 Stars, 0 Forks, 0 Cares
Seven public repos, totalStars=0, totalForks=1. The entire portfolio has generated less external interest than the average README typo fix. Even the fork wasn't yours.
Advent of Abandonment
Your most recent repo (advent-of-code) stopped dead at puzzle 5 of 25 on December 28th — one push, then silence. At least commit to the bit before ghosting December.
staleRepoRatio: 1.0
100% of your owned repos are considered abandoned by GitHub's own metrics. That's not a bad streak — that's a perfect score in the wrong direction.
totalCommitsYear: 0
Zero public commits in the measurement window. The heatmap tells the real story: a flurry of activity in what looks like late 2022–2023, then a full stop. Your GitHub is a museum exhibit.
Data Engineer, README Denier
You work at incident.io handling data pipelines, yet producer-consumer shipped with HAS_README=no. A concurrency exercise with zero documentation is less 'educational' and more 'archaeological dig'.
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Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight30F
- Consistency20% weight55D
- Quality20% weight52D
- Depth15% weight50D
- Breadth10% weight55D
- Community10% weight40D
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
172 active days
Language distribution
- C++49%
- Jupyter Notebook42%
- Python5%
- C3%
- Makefile1%
- Shell0%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
5
Commits
last 12 months
0
Followers
13
Joined GitHub
Feb 2022
05 · Top repos
i-am-lax /
cpp-challenges
Educational C++ recursion challenge collection with 18 curated problems (Sudoku, maze solving, cipher, etc.), typed code with structured layouts, and a README, but lacking tests, CI, and real-world adoption.
i-am-lax /
advent-of-code
Advent of Code 2023 solutions: untyped Python scripts solving puzzles 1–5 with clean logic but sparse documentation, no tests, and no CI. Typed in README flag contradicts actual code (no type hints in signatures). 14 commits over 27 days.
i-am-lax /
producer-consumer
Educational C++ implementation of the producer-consumer problem using POSIX semaphores and pthread. Small scope (34 KB), no docs, tests, or CI. Functional but minimal—clearly a coursework or tutorial exercise.
06 · Timeline
- Feb 22, 2022Joined GitHub
- Dec 5, 2022Created producer-consumer — Implementation of producer-consumer problem (for jobs in a circular queue) using semaphores
- Dec 18, 2022Created cpp-challenges — Series of C++ challenges typically involving recursion
- Dec 1, 2023Created advent-of-code
- Dec 28, 2023Most recent push to advent-of-code
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.