01 · Roasts
The Ghost Heatmap
46 out of 52 weeks are completely dark. Your GitHub contribution graph looks less like a developer's and more like a ransom note with most of the letters missing.
prac_game: A Perfect Nothing
prac_game was created and abandoned in under a second. That's not a repo — that's an existential crisis captured in a git init.
0 Stars, 0 Forks, 0 PRs, 0 Issues
Every public engagement metric is a perfect zero. You have achieved statistical invisibility on a platform designed for collaboration.
Solo to the Core
soloPct=100, totalPRsYear=0, totalIssuesYear=0. The only person who knows this account exists is you — and based on the heatmap, barely.
README? Never Heard of Her
Not a single README across any repo. Your course project on protein binding energy is less documented than a sticky note on a fridge.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight15F
- Consistency20% weight20F
- Quality20% weight13F
- Depth15% weight35F
- Breadth10% weight25F
- Community10% weight5F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
16 active days
Language distribution
- JavaScript70%
- HTML30%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
2
Commits
last 12 months
118
Followers
2
Joined GitHub
Jan 2024
05 · Top repos
i-nix /
MEEN30170_
Undergraduate course project: single-page web app for protein binding energy visualization using integrin mutation data, HTML/CSS/JS with no documentation, tests, or structure.
i-nix /
prac_game
Empty scaffold repo with zero commits, no files, no documentation, and no meaningful content. Created and immediately abandoned.
06 · Timeline
- Jan 18, 2024Joined GitHub
- Mar 2, 2026Created MEEN30170_
- Apr 4, 2026Created prac_game
- Apr 24, 2026Most recent push to MEEN30170_
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.