01 · Roasts
539 Followers, 5688 Following
You're following over 10 people for every one who follows back. That's not networking, that's a late-night Amazon shopping spree you regret in the morning.
206 Repos, 83% Abandoned
171 of your repos haven't been touched in 2+ years. That's not a portfolio, that's a graveyard with a GitHub UI slapped on top.
99 Commits All Year
Your entire 2025–2026 public commit history fits in a long weekend. For someone who's been on GitHub since 2009, the heatmap looks like a game of minesweeper on easy mode.
Component Pascal in 2024
15% of your codebase is Component Pascal. Bold choice. Truly committed to the Oberon ecosystem while the rest of the world moved on in 1995.
0 Issues Opened All Year
15 PRs but zero issues filed. You'll write the code fix, but you won't write the bug report. Classic 'I'll just fix it myself and tell no one' energy.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight53D
- Consistency20% weight60C
- Quality20% weight72B
- Depth15% weight68C
- Breadth10% weight80A
- Community10% weight55D
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
25 active days
Language distribution
- Go27%
- Vim Script18%
- Component Pascal15%
- Pascal12%
- Puppet11%
- Lua10%
- Other7%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
52
Commits
last 12 months
99
Followers
539
Joined GitHub
Apr 2009
05 · Top repos
ik5 /
gostrutils
Go string utilities library with 47 stars, comprehensive test coverage, CI/CD via GitHub Actions/CodeQL, and well-organized multi-file structure supporting UTF-8, GSM, UUID, and language-specific features over 6+ years.
ik5 /
audpbx
Well-engineered Go audio library for VoIP/PBX applications with typed code, comprehensive tests, CI-like practices, and clean multi-format support (WAV, MP3, Vorbis, AIFF). 93MB codebase demonstrates architectural scope. Zero stars indicates early-stage impact, but non-trivial shipped project with clear domain purpose.
ik5 /
nvimrc-claude
Personal Neovim configuration fork tuned to feel like traditional Vim, built on LazyVim with structured Lua plugins, comprehensive documentation, and 30 commits over ~6 weeks.
06 · Timeline
- Apr 12, 2009Joined GitHub
- Sep 19, 2018Created gostrutils — Collections of string utils I have created over the years
- Dec 25, 2025Created audpbx — take audio file and decode it to PBX playable (mostly Asterisk and Freeswitch) PCM-16 8KHz audio
- Mar 15, 2026Created nvimrc-claude — nvimrc made by claude-code for me by my instructions
- Apr 27, 2026Most recent push to nvimrc-claude
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.