01 · Roasts
The Invisible Man
0 followers, 0 stars, 0 forks across 3 repos. You've shipped three projects and the internet has responded with total silence. Even your own profile doesn't follow you.
Demo-ception
HireVue-Preparation literally has 'Built for product demos, collaborator reviews' in the source code. You built a demo of a demo tool. Did you demo it for anyone?
CI? Never Heard of Her
Three repos, TypeScript strict mode everywhere, Zod schemas, tests — and not a single CI pipeline. You wrote deterministic scoring engines but can't automate a green checkmark.
The TypeScript Monk
64% TypeScript, 16% JavaScript, and the rest is markup. You joined GitHub in February 2026 and have already achieved total language monoculture. Impressive commitment to one deity.
Bayesian Arbitrage, Zero PRs
You built a Bayesian-calibrated trading card arbitrage engine for Japanese marketplaces and opened exactly 2 PRs all year — both probably to yourself. The complexity-to-community ratio is alarming.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight40D
- Consistency20% weight55D
- Quality20% weight67C
- Depth15% weight55D
- Breadth10% weight40D
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
19 active days
Language distribution
- TypeScript64%
- JavaScript16%
- HTML16%
- CSS4%
- Dockerfile0%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
3
Commits
last 12 months
140
Followers
0
Joined GitHub
Feb 2026
05 · Top repos
imjusthoward /
Card-Reselling-Optimization
Specialized TypeScript scoring engine for Japan trading card arbitrage with Bayesian calibration, trader feedback loop, live marketplace scanning (Mercari/Yahoo), and structured decision pipeline. Non-trivial shipped project with clear service boundaries and multi-module architecture, but nascent (44 days old, 0 stars)
imjusthoward /
HireVue-Preparation
Typed Next.js full-stack interview prep backend with async evaluation pipeline, Prisma schema, seeded templates, and deterministic scoring engine. Well-structured but demo-focused with 13 commits in ~6 weeks.
imjusthoward /
ThinkCollegeLevel
Personal portfolio static site generator with structured data model. Owner's academic CV and project showcase built in Node.js with no framework; clean HTML/CSS output and clear architecture, but zero adoption signals and experimental scope.
06 · Timeline
- Feb 8, 2026Joined GitHub
- Apr 6, 2026Created ThinkCollegeLevel — College-level academic thinking resources published at thinkcollegelevel.com
- Apr 8, 2026Created Card-Reselling-Optimization — Research, data, and tooling for optimizing trading card reselling decisions
- Apr 11, 2026Created HireVue-Preparation — Structured preparation materials and practice for HireVue video interviews
- May 21, 2026Most recent push to ThinkCollegeLevel
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.