01 · Roasts
README? More Like READ-NOTHING
Your iridium99.github.io README contains exactly one line: '# iridium99.github.io'. That's not documentation, that's a directory listing.
The Ghost Grid
Your contribution heatmap is 96% empty cells. You committed on maybe 14 days this entire year — the GitHub activity graph looks like a star field with the lights mostly off.
License? Tests? CI? Never Heard of 'Em
Across 2 repos, you have 0 test files, 0 CI pipelines, 0 licenses, and 0 .gitignores. You've invented a new software methodology: 'just trust me bro'-driven development.
Solo Artist in an Empty Venue
0 followers, 0 PRs, 0 issues, 100% solo commits. Your entire GitHub existence has been a private rehearsal that no one knows is happening.
input validation is for cowards
leaderboard.js accepts league_id with zero validation. Nothing says 'production-ready' like an API endpoint that will cheerfully do whatever you throw at it.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight15F
- Consistency20% weight35F
- Quality20% weight37F
- Depth15% weight50D
- Breadth10% weight25F
- Community10% weight5F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
20 active days
Language distribution
- HTML78%
- JavaScript22%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
2
Commits
last 12 months
210
Followers
0
Joined GitHub
Apr 2024
05 · Top repos
iridium99 /
iridium99.github.io
Personal portfolio site built on Jekyll with API endpoints for game leaderboards. No tests, CI, or license. 95KB codebase with functional Node.js handlers but minimal documentation.
iridium99 /
iridium99
Empty scaffold with minimal README, 5 commits over 12 days, no code artifacts, no tests/CI/license/docs. Personal placeholder.
06 · Timeline
- Apr 25, 2024Joined GitHub
- Apr 26, 2024Created iridium99
- Aug 28, 2025Created iridium99.github.io
- Apr 20, 2026Most recent push to iridium99.github.io
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.