01 · Roasts
The Ghost Grid
44 of 52 heatmap weeks are pure zeros. Your GitHub contribution graph looks like a flatline with a brief flicker of life in April. The heart monitor is concerned.
Jupyter Notebook Hoarder
89% of your public code is Jupyter Notebooks — but only 10 public commits this year. At this rate, your data science insights are aging faster than you're publishing them.
One-Day Architect
DSDesignProblems was born and abandoned in a single day, with factory methods that return null and a rate limiter that doesn't limit rates. The Gang of Four would like a word.
CI Without Code
Your most active repo (itrtr) has 30 commits — all automated CI runs generating an SVG. You've built a robot to pretend you're active. Respect the hustle, question the strategy.
Night Owl With Nowhere To Go
100% night owl index, but only 10 commits in the past year. You're burning midnight oil on something — and it's definitely not your public repos.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight18F
- Consistency20% weight55D
- Quality20% weight34F
- Depth15% weight35F
- Breadth10% weight55D
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
4 active days
Language distribution
- Jupyter Notebook89%
- Swift3%
- Rust2%
- Java2%
- C++2%
- CSS1%
- Other1%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
19
Commits
last 12 months
10
Followers
3
Joined GitHub
Dec 2018
05 · Top repos
itrtr /
mstat
Fresh macOS menu bar system monitor in Rust. Typed, documented, CI setup, MIT license. Single-week dump with 6 commits; no tests; minimal adoption signal (0 stars, 0 followers). Functional indie project but nascent.
itrtr /
itrtr
Personal GitHub metrics profile repo with automated workflow to generate activity SVG. No meaningful source code, untyped language, minimal documentation beyond auto-generated metrics display.
itrtr /
DSDesignProblems
Fresh one-day-old Java design pattern collection with 4 commits; incomplete implementations (placeholder stubs, unfinished rate limiter, null-returning factory methods); no docs, tests, or CI.
06 · Timeline
- Dec 10, 2018Joined GitHub
- Jan 4, 2025Created itrtr — Personal user profile repo
- Apr 11, 2026Created mstat
- Apr 19, 2026Created DSDesignProblems
- Apr 24, 2026Most recent push to itrtr
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.