01 · Roasts
Portfolio Outruns the Code
Your itsalexi README flexes 9.6k users and a #2 Google ranking, yet the actual repo is 23KB of markdown with no CI, no license, and no source. You've documented a whole career before writing a test file.
71 Repos, 52% Abandoned
You've created 71 public repos but a staleRepoRatio of 0.52 means over half were last touched 2+ years ago. That's not a portfolio — that's a graveyard with a 'coming soon' sign on the gate.
circuit-ai: The Dream That Never Booted
circuit-ai has 0 commits, 0 files, 0 bytes, and 0 stars. It was created on 2026-04-20 and remains a perfectly empty void. At least give it a README so it can haunt us properly.
Tests? Never Heard of Her
Across every repo scored — commongrounds-1, alexi-portfolio, cv, recipebook — HAS_TESTS=no across the board. commongrounds-1 even has test files, they're just empty. The scaffolding is there; the will is not.
Solo Developer, Maximum Isolation
soloPct=85, following=3, totalIssuesYear=0. You ship code, but you do it in a sealed room. With 56 followers watching, throwing one external PR a month wouldn't hurt.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight55D
- Consistency20% weight55D
- Quality20% weight67C
- Depth15% weight55D
- Breadth10% weight55D
- Community10% weight40D
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
177 active days
Language distribution
- JavaScript61%
- Java26%
- CSS8%
- HTML3%
- Python3%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
65
Commits
last 12 months
305
Followers
56
Joined GitHub
Jun 2022
05 · Top repos
itsalexi /
alexi-portfolio
Personal portfolio website (Next.js + React) for CS student with 27 recent commits. Features project showcase, blog, talks, hackathons—structured, documented, and shipped with clean component architecture and SEO metadata.
itsalexi /
itsalexi
Personal portfolio repo serving as a resume/CV for a CS student. README documents shipping experience (qpi calculator with 9.6k users, enlistment helper with 10k visits, onebigmatch platform). No source code sampled; repo functions as a professional profile document rather than a software project.
itsalexi /
commongrounds-1
Student course project: Django multi-app marketplace platform (merch, commissions, DIY, bookclub) with role-based auth, 0 stars, 30 commits over ~2.5 months. Typed Python codebase with structured app layout and README present, but HAS_TESTS=no and sparse documentation.
itsalexi /
cv
Personal CV repository using a forked LaTeX template with GitHub Actions CI to auto-compile and publish PDFs. Shows practical setup but limited original contribution—primarily a personal document rather than a reusable template or tool.
itsalexi /
recipebook-canamo-alexi
Class assignment Django app with hardcoded recipe data, no tests, no docs, no CI. 30KB codebase with basic views and minimal architectural substance.
itsalexi /
circuit-ai
Empty scaffold with zero commits, no files, and no documentation. Repository appears to be an uninitialized placeholder created moments ago.
06 · Timeline
- Jun 24, 2022Joined GitHub
- Jun 30, 2022Created itsalexi
- Oct 23, 2025Created cv — My cv
- Nov 3, 2025Created alexi-portfolio — portfolio v3
- Feb 9, 2026Created recipebook-canamo-alexi — Requirement for CSCI 40
- Feb 27, 2026Created commongrounds-1
- Apr 20, 2026Created circuit-ai
- May 8, 2026Most recent push to commongrounds-1
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.