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ivanbard

Ivan Bardziyan

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README enthusiast

Overall

0.0

/ 100

01 · Roasts

Star Famine

11 repos, 239 commits this year, and exactly 0 stars across the entire account. You're shipping in a sensory deprivation chamber — not even your 2 followers have clicked the star button.

The Hackathon Overachiever

goldilocks packs ESP32 firmware, Gemini AI, Next.js, SQLite with 8 normalized tables, AND a voice interface… into 2 days. The depth score had to be capped at 35 because GitHub thinks it's a toddler. Impressive chaos.

README Roulette

crypto-similarity has 6 tests, type annotations, and a multi-module architecture — but no README. You documented every dataclass field and forgot to tell anyone what the project does.

63 Issues, 6 PRs

You opened 63 issues this year but only 6 pull requests. That's a 10:1 complaint-to-fix ratio. Are you filing issues against yourself? Is it working?

Solo Operator

79% solo commits and 2 followers. You're a one-person systems lab — GPU simulators, crypto screeners, IoT climate advisors — but the community tab is basically a tumbleweed.

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02 · Category breakdown

  • Impact
    25% weight
    48D
  • Consistency
    20% weight
    60C
  • Quality
    20% weight
    57D
  • Depth
    15% weight
    55D
  • Breadth
    10% weight
    65C
  • Community
    10% weight
    25F

03 · Stats

365-day commit heatmap

203 active days

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Language distribution

7 langs
  • Python47%
  • JavaScript25%
  • C++15%
  • C5%
  • CSS2%
  • PowerShell2%
  • Other4%

04 · Numbers

Owned repos

non-fork

11

Commits

last 12 months

239

Followers

2

Joined GitHub

Jan 2021

05 · Top repos

ivanbard /

telchines

50/100

A typed Python CLI-first hardware verification framework with structured workflow support, full test/CI/docs infrastructure, and ~391KB codebase. Single-author, newly shipped project with clear architecture but early adoption.

I40Q60D50
READMETestsCI
Python01mo ago

ivanbard /

GPU-sim

43/100

C++ GPU simulation framework with warp scheduler, memory model, and kernel loader. Typed, well-documented architecture (ARCHITECTURE.md, design.md, assumptions.md), structured multi-file layout. No CI/tests in repo, but ships test.sh with regression cases.

I25Q55D50
README
C++02mo ago

ivanbard /

goldilocks

43/100

QHacks 2026 hackathon submission: smart home climate advisor for Kingston with ESP32 sensors, AI recommendations, carbon tracking, and voice interface. Typed JS+Node, well-documented, structured architecture, but newly created (2 days old) with 24 commits and no tests/CI.

I40Q55D35
README
JavaScript03mo ago

ivanbard /

crypto-similarity

42/100

Python-based cryptocurrency screener analyzing market data from CoinGecko; categorizes assets by bundle (Layer 1, DeFi, etc.), ranks candidates by peer gap ratio, and validates performance through 30-day forward returns. Typed code with structured modules and test suite present but no README or CI/CD documentation.

I25Q50D50
Tests
Python02mo ago

ivanbard /

my-portfolio

40/100

Personal portfolio website built with React + Vite (1051 KB). Demonstrates competent frontend work with theme switching, GitHub API integration, and smooth animations via Framer Motion. No tests or CI; untyped JavaScript. Meaningful scope as a deployed personal project, not a library.

I25Q50D45
README
JavaScript01mo ago

06 · Timeline

  1. Jan 11, 2021
    Joined GitHub
  2. May 3, 2025
    Created my-portfolio
  3. Oct 14, 2025
    Created crypto-similarity
  4. Feb 5, 2026
    Created GPU-sim — a small-scale GPU simulator to showcase parallel compute
  5. Feb 7, 2026
    Created goldilocks
  6. Apr 8, 2026
    Created telchines — the master hardware verification toolkit and framework
  7. Apr 25, 2026
    Most recent push to telchines

07 · Compare

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ivanbard · 6dmedian coder

08 · Rubric

How this score was produced

Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve

CategoryWeightScoreContrib.
Raw total52.6
Top-end curve+3.3
Final overall55.9

Tier thresholds

S90100Mass-producing humansA8089Ship machineB7079Solid engineerC6069Getting thereD4059README enthusiastF039GitHub tourist
▸ How the pipeline works
  1. 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
  2. 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
  3. 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
  4. 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
  5. 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.

~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.

▸ Data sources & caveats
  • Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL contributionsCollection — covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default).
  • Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
  • Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
  • Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.
ivanbard · 55.9/100 — Rate My GitHub