01 · Roasts
Ghost Town Heatmap
4 commits in the past year. Your contribution graph looks like a parking lot after a blizzard — vast, empty, and slightly depressing.
CI for Show
You have HAS_CI=yes stamped on your profile repo, but the .github/workflows/main.yml is literally empty. That's not CI, that's a YAML-shaped lie.
README Who?
Your profile README says 'fullstack Engineer' and nothing else. No projects, no links, no proof. It's less a portfolio and more a business card with just a first name.
Unknown Language Speedrun
100% of your committed code is classified as 'Unknown' language. GitHub's parser gave up trying to identify what you wrote. Relatable.
18 Commits, 20 Months
Less than one commit per month on your only public repo — a profile page. The bar was on the floor and you still had to crouch.
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02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight5F
- Consistency20% weight5F
- Quality20% weight10F
- Depth15% weight20F
- Breadth10% weight5F
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
3 active days
Language distribution
- Unknown100%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
1
Commits
last 12 months
4
Followers
2
Joined GitHub
Nov 2023
05 · Top repos
06 · Timeline
- Nov 3, 2023Joined GitHub
- Dec 27, 2023Created j0taylor6
- Aug 12, 2025Most recent push to j0taylor6
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.