01 · Roasts
Notebook Hoarder
75% of your codebase is Jupyter Notebooks. You're building compilers and operating systems — allegedly — but your language profile screams 'intro to data science homework dump.' The C and C++ are buried under an avalanche of .ipynb files.
Stars? What Stars?
5,717 commits in a year, 54 repos, and a grand total of 18 stars. That's 0.33 stars per repo. You are literally the only person who knows these projects exist, and you're FINE with that apparently.
License Denier
Every single scored repo is missing a license. You're writing compilers with SSA form and graph coloring but can't drop a one-line MIT license file. The OSS gods are watching. They're disappointed.
78% Graveyard Curator
staleRepoRatio = 0.78. Nearly 4 out of 5 of your repos haven't been touched in over 2 years. You're less a developer and more an archaeologist of your own abandoned ideas.
Prolific but Invisible
206 PRs and 779 issues filed this year — genuinely impressive external engagement — yet you have 10 followers. You're contributing everywhere and somehow remaining completely anonymous. Impressive stealth mode.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight36F
- Consistency20% weight95S
- Quality20% weight57D
- Depth15% weight55D
- Breadth10% weight55D
- Community10% weight50D
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
363 active days
Language distribution
- Jupyter Notebook75%
- C12%
- HTML10%
- Jolie1%
- Java0%
- C++0%
- Other2%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
54
Commits
last 12 months
5,717
Followers
10
Joined GitHub
Sep 2022
05 · Top repos
jackr276 /
ollie-language
Work-in-progress systems programming language compiler written in C with extensive infrastructure (lexer, parser, CFG, optimizer, register allocator, assembler). Active development with 30 recent commits, multiple CI workflows, structured architecture, but pre-1.0 state with no external adoption and limited documentati
jackr276 /
Simple-Pascal-Like-Language-Interpreter
Educational Pascal-like language interpreter with lexer and recursive-descent parser. Implements proper type system and evaluation, but minimal adoption and experimental scope limit impact.
jackr276 /
Position-Based-Dynamics
Educational physics simulation demo implementing Position-Based Dynamics with 4 interactive OpenGL visualizations. Typed Python project with README and structured layout, but no tests, CI, or production adoption.
06 · Timeline
- Sep 7, 2022Joined GitHub
- Nov 8, 2023Created Position-Based-Dynamics — A demonstration of Position Based Dynamics through 4 unique graphics simulations
- Nov 20, 2023Created Simple-Pascal-Like-Language-Interpreter — An interpreter for a custom-made, Pascal-Like Programming Language
- Dec 17, 2024Created ollie-language — [Work in Progress] Systems programming language
- Aug 14, 2026Most recent push to ollie-language
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.