01 · Roasts
Snake in JS Clothing
Your bio says 🐍 but your public repos are 93% JavaScript. Python shows up at 2% — that's not a language, that's a rounding error with delusions of grandeur.
46 Commits and a Prayer
46 total commits in the last year, and fully half of them seem to have happened in a single month-long sprint. The heatmap goes from a bonfire to a dying ember after week 30.
The Minimal Manifesto
Your top repo is literally named 'dj-minimal' and clocks in at a single endpoint. At least the branding is honest about the ambition ceiling.
FII: Forensic Evidence of Abandonment
fii has a README that is exactly one Colab badge. No description, no usage, no context. Somewhere a Brazilian investment trust is wondering why it deserved this.
The 133-Repo Mystery
133 public repos on the account, yet only 3 surface with any meaningful signal. The other 130 are presumably a graveyard of good intentions and scaffolded-but-never-started ideas.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight33F
- Consistency20% weight55D
- Quality20% weight57D
- Depth15% weight50D
- Breadth10% weight30F
- Community10% weight50D
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
141 active days
Language distribution
- JavaScript93%
- Python2%
- HTML2%
- Jupyter Notebook1%
- Shell1%
- Makefile0%
- Other1%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
9
Commits
last 12 months
46
Followers
240
Joined GitHub
May 2009
05 · Top repos
jairhenrique /
dj-minimal
Minimal Django async demo with CI/tests but extremely thin scope: single-endpoint app, 6 stars, barely-documented README, no real product/domain positioning.
jairhenrique /
django-elephant
Simple Django caching decorator with 6 stars, basic but functional utility. Has tests, CI, and README, but no type annotations and narrow scope limits growth potential.
jairhenrique /
fii
Jupyter Notebook teaching/tutorial project on FII (Brazilian real estate investment trusts) with minimal documentation, no tests/CI, and very limited commit activity (3 of 30 in recent window).
06 · Timeline
- May 7, 2009Joined GitHub
- Nov 28, 2015Created django-elephant — django-elephant is a simple wrapper to cache responses of Django methods or functions
- Sep 8, 2021Created fii
- Oct 3, 2021Created dj-minimal — A minimal django async application
- Apr 27, 2026Most recent push to dj-minimal
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.