01 · Roasts
Graveyard Keeper
61% of your 198 repos haven't been touched in 2+ years. You've basically built a GitHub-shaped cemetery. Every abandoned project is a README with dreams.
103 Commits, 810 Fans
810 followers watching you ship 103 public commits this year. That's 0.13 commits per follower — your reputation is coasting on vibes and old work while the heatmap looks like a Morse code distress signal.
fscm: The Ansible Killer Nobody Knows About
You built a genuinely solid config management tool with WireGuard support, PKI, systemd, and a full CI matrix — and it has 0 stars. The marketing budget appears to be zero.
3 PRs/Year Guy
810 followers, 17 years on GitHub, and you filed 3 pull requests to other projects this year. You've achieved legendary follower-to-contribution ratio. True lone wolf energy.
Bitcoin Archivist
One of your top repos is literally just a folder of HTML files scraped from a forum. Depth score: 50. Technically that's fair — it IS 24MB of HTML — but also, come on.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight56D
- Consistency20% weight60C
- Quality20% weight62C
- Depth15% weight55D
- Breadth10% weight72B
- Community10% weight55D
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
36 active days
Language distribution
- Python67%
- TypeScript14%
- Go7%
- C4%
- Shell3%
- Clojure2%
- Other3%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
31
Commits
last 12 months
103
Followers
810
Joined GitHub
Apr 2009
05 · Top repos
jamesob /
fscm
Python configuration management tool with typed code, comprehensive docs (README, ARCHITECTURE.md, design.md), full test & CI coverage, and modular architecture. 592 KB codebase with 30+ commits showing sustained development across multiple subsystems (remote execution, WireGuard, systemd, PKI, file ops).
jamesob /
delving-bitcoin-archive
Public archive of delvingbitcoin.org discourse forum, containing ~24MB of rendered HTML topics and raw JSON posts on Bitcoin protocol development, with README documenting structure and generation via discourse-archive tool.
jamesob /
pub-dotfiles
Personal dotfiles repo with shell configs, Neovim setup via lazy.nvim, and utility scripts (passphrase generator, credential scanner, monitor control). Typed Lua + bash, README present, no tests/CI. Useful for the owner's workflow but not designed for public adoption.
06 · Timeline
- Apr 13, 2009Joined GitHub
- Feb 3, 2022Created fscm — f_ simple configuration management
- Sep 7, 2023Created delving-bitcoin-archive — A public archive of delvingbitcoin.org
- Feb 12, 2024Created pub-dotfiles
- Apr 27, 2026Most recent push to delving-bitcoin-archive
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.