01 · Roasts
The Great Hibernation
totalCommitsYear = 0. Zero. Your heatmap looks like a city after a power outage — six bright weeks, then 46 weeks of pure darkness. Did GitHub send a welfare check?
98% Abandoned Fleet
staleRepoRatio of 0.98 means 120 of your 123 repos are digital fossils. You've essentially built a museum of JavaScript trends from 2013–2020 and locked the doors.
Stars Without Substance
es7-async earned 153 stars for 'playing around' with async patterns in 14 KB of code. That's impressive until you notice: no license, no tests, no CI, and it hasn't been touched since June 2017 — pre-pandemic, pre-COVID, pre-everything.
The README Maximalist
Every scored repo has a README and nothing else. No tests, no CI, no license — across the board. The documentation-to-code-quality ratio is doing something heroic here.
BrazilJS Co-Founder, Zero PRs
You co-founded one of the largest JS communities in the world, have 1664 followers, and filed exactly 0 external PRs and 0 issues in the past year. The community you built is thriving; your commit graph is not.
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02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight31F
- Consistency20% weight5F
- Quality20% weight39F
- Depth15% weight25F
- Breadth10% weight55D
- Community10% weight55D
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
11 active days
Language distribution
- HTML44%
- JavaScript43%
- CSS12%
- TypeScript2%
- Shell0%
- C0%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
56
Commits
last 12 months
0
Followers
1,664
Joined GitHub
Apr 2009
05 · Top repos
jaydson /
es7-async
Educational case study demonstrating ES7 async/await syntax with callbacks, promises, generators, and fetch API. Minimal scope (14 KB), no tests, no license, last active 2017. Well-documented README but experimental codebase with thin implementation.
jaydson /
tweets-to-md
Personal utility script to convert Twitter data exports to markdown frontmatter. Minimal scope, untyped JavaScript, no tests/CI, one-month development window (Sep–Oct 2019), low adoption (16 stars).
jaydson /
es2020
Educational ES2020 feature examples repo with minimal scope: 7 KB codebase demonstrating 8 language features via short scripts, created in one day (Aug 4-5, 2020). No tests, CI, license, or structured organization.
06 · Timeline
- Apr 9, 2009Joined GitHub
- Apr 8, 2015Created es7-async — Playing around with ES7 async functions
- Sep 7, 2019Created tweets-to-md — Convert tweets to markdown
- Aug 4, 2020Created es2020 — ES2020 examples
- Aug 5, 2020Most recent push to es2020
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.