01 · Roasts
Serial Abandoner
Three repos, three same-day dumps. testandogit: 6 minutes. trackpoint-keyboard: 8 minutes. gtc-ui: 29 minutes. Your commit history reads like a series of drive-bys.
The Great Silence of 2023
Your last public push was January 3, 2023 — and the heatmap goes completely dark for the entire second half of the year. Zero commits in the measured year. The lights are off.
Language Collector, Project Avoider
Your repo bytes span PHP, Objective-C, Jupyter, JavaScript, C, and Swift — an impressive vocabulary for someone who's never finished a sentence in any of them.
staleRepoRatio: 1.0
Every single one of your 48 public repos was last pushed more than 2 years ago. Not some. Not most. All of them. A perfect score in the wrong direction.
README? Barely.
The two repos that bother with a README offer a 7-line copy-paste instruction and a title+copyright combo. That's not documentation — that's a Post-it note on an abandoned building.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight15F
- Consistency20% weight5F
- Quality20% weight19F
- Depth15% weight5F
- Breadth10% weight55D
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
64 active days
Language distribution
- PHP45%
- Objective-C33%
- Jupyter Notebook17%
- JavaScript3%
- C1%
- Swift1%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
27
Commits
last 12 months
0
Followers
15
Joined GitHub
Apr 2009
05 · Top repos
jcarlos /
trackpoint-keyboard-2-karabiner
Single-file Karabiner configuration for ThinkPad TrackPoint keyboard remapping. Minimal scope (2 JSON files total, 5 KB), created and completed in one day (2021-05-27), no tests or CI. Works but represents a personal one-off config rather than sustained project.
jcarlos /
gtc-ui
Abandoned 2014 hobby UI for a "Guess the Chord" game. Bare CoffeeScript prototype with non-existent README, no tests/CI/license, and zero sustained development. Created and left in 29 minutes.
jcarlos /
testandogit
Portuguese test repo created in 2009 with minimal content (72 KB), single commit, no documentation, no tests, and no code structure—purely experimental scaffold for learning Git.
06 · Timeline
- Apr 14, 2009Joined GitHub
- Apr 25, 2009Created testandogit — apenas para testar comando do git
- Apr 29, 2014Created gtc-ui
- May 27, 2021Created trackpoint-keyboard-2-karabiner — Makes the thinkpad trackpoint keyboard ii have CAPSLOCK = ESC if pressed alone, CAPSLOCK+hjkl = vim style arrows navigation, and disable middle click for proper scrolling on MacOS.
- May 27, 2021Most recent push to trackpoint-keyboard-2-karabiner
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.