01 · Roasts
96% Graveyard Rate
A stale repo ratio of 0.96 means 96% of your public work is a digital ghost town. Your GitHub is basically a museum of 2017–2018 school projects with the lights off.
oscarmovies: A Security Horror Film
Hardcoding your Wit.ai Bearer token directly in source code (UYYN6G6CVXODMIJ2LDWT54JU6HTB3XPZ, now burned) is the kind of thing that makes security engineers cry. The APIs broke anyway, so at least the breach surface is moot.
0 PRs, 0 Following — The Hermit Arc
You follow 0 people, opened 0 PRs this year, and filed 1 issue. You have a GitHub account the way a lighthouse has a guest book: technically, yes, but no one's signing it.
95 Commits, Mostly in the Last 6 Weeks
Your annual commit heatmap is a flatline with a small heartbeat at the end. Were you on sabbatical for 46 weeks, or just saving it all for one dramatic act?
Engineering Manager Without Public Code
The bio says 'engineering manager & tech lead' but the most recent public contribution is a video player in ES5. The gap between the title and the commit history is doing a lot of heavy lifting.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight30F
- Consistency20% weight55D
- Quality20% weight45D
- Depth15% weight50D
- Breadth10% weight55D
- Community10% weight40D
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
54 active days
Language distribution
- PHP70%
- JavaScript16%
- CSS11%
- HTML1%
- Ruby1%
- Swift0%
- Other1%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
27
Commits
last 12 months
95
Followers
11
Joined GitHub
Nov 2015
05 · Top repos
jclerc /
friend-swap
Rails 5.1 marketplace app for exchanging friends, school project from 2017–2018 with typed foundation (ActiveRecord), full domain implementation (users, friends, exchanges, tags), and comprehensive seeding but minimal test coverage and no CI.
jclerc /
videoplayer
Personal ES5 video player project with custom ambient light, HD switching, and thumbnail preview. Single-file implementation (videoplayer.js, 53 KB) lacks tests, CI, and modern typing. Last update 2018.
jclerc /
oscarmovies
PHP chatbot demo (2016) using Wit.ai + TMDb APIs for movie recommendations. Non-functional—APIs have breaking changes. 3 stars, no tests, no CI, declarative structure with DI container.
06 · Timeline
- Nov 30, 2015Joined GitHub
- Apr 26, 2016Created oscarmovies — 🎞 Talk with an AI, and it will suggest you movies.
- Apr 26, 2016Created videoplayer — 📺 An improved video player using native JavaScript.
- Nov 10, 2017Created friend-swap — 🙏 Marketplace for friends: trade yours against another!
- Mar 28, 2018Most recent push to friend-swap
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.