01 · Roasts
Graveyard Keeper
89% of your repos haven't been touched in over 2 years. That's not a portfolio — that's a JavaScript fossil record.
One-Hit Wonder
132 of your 211 total stars live in a single repo (es-search) that you abandoned in 2018. Your biggest claim to fame is something you stopped caring about 7 years ago.
Test Avoider
Every analyzed repo flags TESTS=no and CI=no. You've written tools to search other people's code for patterns, but apparently not the pattern 'npm test'.
Burst Coder
57 commits in the last year, almost all crammed into a 10-week window. That's not a development habit — that's a fever dream followed by radio silence.
Community Ghost
121 followers, 0 PRs, 0 issues in the past year. People followed you; you ghosted the entire ecosystem in return.
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Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight51D
- Consistency20% weight55D
- Quality20% weight46D
- Depth15% weight50D
- Breadth10% weight55D
- Community10% weight40D
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
138 active days
Language distribution
- JavaScript69%
- TypeScript27%
- CSS3%
- HTML1%
- Shell0%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
9
Commits
last 12 months
57
Followers
121
Joined GitHub
Apr 2009
05 · Top repos
jdonaghue /
es-search
Specialized AST-based ECMAScript search tool with wildcard support. Typed via Babel, documented README, structured src/ layout, but no tests/CI and inactive since 2018 (5+ years).
jdonaghue /
Peppy
Lightning fast selector engine
jdonaghue /
loupe
Early-stage data visualization library with ~12KB footprint, working SVG charting engine with animations and transformations. Untyped JavaScript, no tests/CI, sparse recent activity since 2014, lacks real adoption signals.
06 · Timeline
- Apr 27, 2009Joined GitHub
- Apr 27, 2009Created Peppy — Lightning fast selector engine
- Aug 10, 2013Created loupe — A pure JavaScript data visualization library
- Mar 30, 2016Created es-search — Search ECMAScript structurally
- Nov 18, 2018Most recent push to es-search
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.