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jeekl

Jeff Eklund

F

GitHub tourist

Overall

0.0

/ 100

01 · Roasts

The Eternal Hibernation

Your last push was November 2016 — that's 3 US presidential elections ago. The heatmap is 52 weeks of pure void. GitHub is charging you rent for a storage unit you forgot existed.

9 Stars, All Earned in 2012

Total career stars: 9. Both rpmbuild repos scraped together 4 of them, then you vanished. At this rate, you'll hit 10 stars sometime around the heat death of the universe.

Polyglot of Abandonment

JavaScript, Shell, Perl, Lua, Ruby, Emacs Lisp — six languages, all used to build things you never touched again. Breadth without commitment is just a graveyard with variety.

38 Repos, 0 Followers

You've been on GitHub since 2009, accumulated 38 repos over the years, and still sit at 0 followers. A 15-year-old account with less social presence than a throwaway test account.

Chef Without a Kitchen

Two Chef cookbooks that haven't been stirred since 2012–2014, no tests, no CI, no license. The infrastructure world moved to Terraform and Ansible while your cookbooks collected dust.

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02 · Category breakdown

  • Impact
    25% weight
    15F
  • Consistency
    20% weight
    5F
  • Quality
    20% weight
    29F
  • Depth
    15% weight
    30F
  • Breadth
    10% weight
    65C
  • Community
    10% weight
    5F

03 · Stats

365-day commit heatmap

0 active days

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Language distribution

7 langs
  • JavaScript35%
  • Shell25%
  • Perl14%
  • Lua10%
  • Ruby5%
  • Emacs Lisp4%
  • Other7%

04 · Numbers

Owned repos

non-fork

6

Commits

last 12 months

0

Followers

0

Joined GitHub

Apr 2009

05 · Top repos

06 · Timeline

  1. Apr 28, 2009
    Joined GitHub
  2. Oct 26, 2011
    Created dotfiles — my ~/conf
  3. Jul 16, 2012
    Created rpmbuild-packages — Chef cookbook for continuously building rpms with rpmbuild.
  4. Jul 16, 2012
    Created rpmbuild — Chef cookbook for setting up rpmbuild, based on lusis' cookbook.
  5. Sep 11, 2014
    Most recent push to dotfiles

07 · Compare

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08 · Rubric

How this score was produced

Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve

CategoryWeightScoreContrib.
Raw total22.1
Top-end curve+0.1
Final overall22.1

Tier thresholds

S90100Mass-producing humansA8089Ship machineB7079Solid engineerC6069Getting thereD4059README enthusiastF039GitHub tourist
▸ How the pipeline works
  1. 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
  2. 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
  3. 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
  4. 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
  5. 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.

~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.

▸ Data sources & caveats
  • Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL contributionsCollection — covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default).
  • Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
  • Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
  • Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.
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