01 · Roasts
The Eternal Hibernation
Your last push was November 2016 — that's 3 US presidential elections ago. The heatmap is 52 weeks of pure void. GitHub is charging you rent for a storage unit you forgot existed.
9 Stars, All Earned in 2012
Total career stars: 9. Both rpmbuild repos scraped together 4 of them, then you vanished. At this rate, you'll hit 10 stars sometime around the heat death of the universe.
Polyglot of Abandonment
JavaScript, Shell, Perl, Lua, Ruby, Emacs Lisp — six languages, all used to build things you never touched again. Breadth without commitment is just a graveyard with variety.
38 Repos, 0 Followers
You've been on GitHub since 2009, accumulated 38 repos over the years, and still sit at 0 followers. A 15-year-old account with less social presence than a throwaway test account.
Chef Without a Kitchen
Two Chef cookbooks that haven't been stirred since 2012–2014, no tests, no CI, no license. The infrastructure world moved to Terraform and Ansible while your cookbooks collected dust.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight15F
- Consistency20% weight5F
- Quality20% weight29F
- Depth15% weight30F
- Breadth10% weight65C
- Community10% weight5F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
0 active days
Language distribution
- JavaScript35%
- Shell25%
- Perl14%
- Lua10%
- Ruby5%
- Emacs Lisp4%
- Other7%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
6
Commits
last 12 months
0
Followers
0
Joined GitHub
Apr 2009
05 · Top repos
jeekl /
dotfiles
Personal dotfiles repo (~/conf) with Emacs, Awesome WM, shell, and utility scripts. No README, tests, CI, or license. Minimal adoption signals but demonstrates years of configuration work (2011-2014).
jeekl /
rpmbuild-packages
Chef cookbook for RPM building with git integration. Single-commit dump from 2012 (2 stars, untyped Ruby, no tests/CI/license). Functional but minimal scope and no sustained development.
jeekl /
rpmbuild
Abandoned Chef cookbook (2 stars, last push May 2014) for rpmbuild setup. Minimal scope with thin documentation and no tests or CI. Direct fork of older upstream project with little independent development.
06 · Timeline
- Apr 28, 2009Joined GitHub
- Oct 26, 2011Created dotfiles — my ~/conf
- Jul 16, 2012Created rpmbuild-packages — Chef cookbook for continuously building rpms with rpmbuild.
- Jul 16, 2012Created rpmbuild — Chef cookbook for setting up rpmbuild, based on lusis' cookbook.
- Sep 11, 2014Most recent push to dotfiles
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.