01 · Roasts
815 PRs, 5 Issues — Are You Even Reading the Responses?
You fired off 815 pull requests this year but opened a grand total of 5 issues. That's a PR-to-issue ratio of 163:1. Either every PR merged perfectly on the first try, or you're speedrunning contributions without stopping to ask questions.
88% Graveyard Curator
64 of your 73 repos haven't been touched in 2+ years. rack-ratelimit is carrying the whole portfolio like a single star player on a team of mannequins. Your GitHub is less a portfolio and more a digital archaeological dig site.
Shell Is Not a Primary Language
47% Shell, 37% Ruby. Your language breakdown reads like a sysadmin's dotfiles accidentally wandered into a Ruby developer's account. Go Template at 16% rounds out a language trio that screams 'I deploy things but I'm not sure what.'
Rack Middleware or One-Trick Pony?
rack-ratelimit, rack-reproxy... sensing a theme. Both Rack middleware, both well-made, both solving narrow HTTP plumbing problems. You've mastered one very specific shelf in the Ruby web ecosystem and then seemingly stopped browsing the store.
1610 Followers for 169 Total Stars
You have 1610 followers but your public repos have accumulated just 169 stars combined — that's 0.1 stars per follower. People clearly know who you are (Rails core contributor vibes?), but your public work is not where the action is happening.
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Zoral
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02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight68C
- Consistency20% weight65C
- Quality20% weight72B
- Depth15% weight65C
- Breadth10% weight40D
- Community10% weight65C
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
306 active days
Language distribution
- Shell47%
- Ruby37%
- Go Template16%
- HTML1%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
8
Commits
last 12 months
1,424
Followers
1,610
Joined GitHub
Feb 2008
05 · Top repos
jeremy /
rack-ratelimit
Mature Rack middleware library for flexible rate limiting (135 stars, 10+ years maintained). Supports memcached/redis backends with comprehensive tests and CI across Ruby versions 2.4–head. Ships with clear examples and well-documented API.
jeremy /
rack-reproxy
Mature Rack middleware library enabling transparent HTTP proxying with Nginx/Apache/Lighttpd support. Solid project with tests, CI, documentation, and clean modular design; minimal stars but well-crafted and shipping real utility since 2012.
jeremy /
autobundle
Single-file RubyGems plugin from 2010 with minimal documentation, no tests, and no ongoing development. A historical one-shot experiment for auto-discovering Gemfiles.
06 · Timeline
- Feb 13, 2008Joined GitHub
- Jul 9, 2010Created autobundle — RubyGems plugin to bundle up in the warmth of the nearest Gemfile
- Apr 13, 2012Created rack-reproxy — Transparently proxy Rack responses from a backend URL. Great for private access to an internal service or to route authenticated requests through intermediate caching layers.
- Jan 3, 2013Created rack-ratelimit — Flexible rate limiting for your Rack apps
- Jan 7, 2022Most recent push to rack-reproxy
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.