01 · Roasts
GitHub Profile as a Business Card
Your entire public GitHub presence is a single 4 KB landing page repo with 2 commits, both made on the same day. You're not showing code — you're showing a PostIt note that says 'I make code.'
2 Commits in a Year
totalCommitsYear = 2. That's not a developer cadence, that's a developer cameo. Even a rubber duck commits more frequently.
100% Unknown Language
GitHub can't detect a single byte of recognized programming language across your public repos. For a self-described 'full-stack engineer shipping production SaaS,' your public profile is linguistically invisible.
RaidScout: Heard of It, Never Seen It
You mention RaidScout in your bio *and* your README, but there's zero code, zero stars, zero forks, and 0 external PRs. The product may be real — GitHub just has no idea.
Solo to the Core
soloPct = 100%, 0 PRs, 0 issues, 2 followers. GitHub is a social platform and you're treating it like a private journal — a very empty private journal.
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02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight40D
- Consistency20% weight20F
- Quality20% weight35F
- Depth15% weight20F
- Breadth10% weight25F
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
283 active days
Language distribution
- Unknown100%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
1
Commits
last 12 months
2
Followers
2
Joined GitHub
Jul 2016
05 · Top repos
06 · Timeline
- Jul 3, 2016Joined GitHub
- Jun 26, 2026Created jersanmd
- Jun 26, 2026Most recent push to jersanmd
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.