01 · Roasts
The 4-Minute Engineer
sbml-interpreter was born and 'finished' in exactly 4 minutes across 2 commits. That's not shipping fast — that's submitting a homework assignment and closing the laptop.
EduPath to Nowhere
EduPath contains literally one file: a .gitignore. No code, no README, no dreams. It's a repo whose only contribution to humanity is telling git what to ignore — including, apparently, the project itself.
94% Jupyter, 0% Production
Nearly all your code lives in notebooks. That's fine for learning, but notebooks don't deploy, don't test, and don't impress — they just sit there slowly becoming out-of-order cell spaghetti.
Ghost Town Heatmap
The first 15 weeks of your heatmap are a perfect void. You joined in August and didn't commit a single time until after Halloween. The GitHub lawn is less 'grass' and more 'dust.'
Zero Everything
0 stars, 0 forks, 0 PRs, 0 issues, 0 followers. A statistically complete absence from the open-source ecosystem. Even bots manage a star or two.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight15F
- Consistency20% weight55D
- Quality20% weight25F
- Depth15% weight20F
- Breadth10% weight25F
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
64 active days
Language distribution
- Jupyter Notebook94%
- Python5%
- JavaScript1%
- HTML0%
- CSS0%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
10
Commits
last 12 months
83
Followers
0
Joined GitHub
Aug 2025
05 · Top repos
jiabinc0602-collab /
sbml-interpreter
SBML interpreter (mini language lexer/parser/evaluator) built for CSE 307 coursework using PLY. Implements scoping, functions, control flow, and type checking in ~30 AST node classes. Shipped quickly as coursework artifact with no external tests, CI, or adoption.
jiabinc0602-collab /
kaparthy_course
Personal learning repo for Kaparthy neural networks course with minimal documentation, no tests/CI, sparse commit history (6 of last 30), and unstructured Jupyter notebooks—educational scaffold only.
jiabinc0602-collab /
EduPath
Empty scaffold with only .gitignore committed. Created and last pushed same day (2026-03-28), no files, no documentation, no code—purely an initial placeholder repository.
06 · Timeline
- Aug 14, 2025Joined GitHub
- Jan 25, 2026Created kaparthy_course — This repo is just to practice along while watching Andrej Kaparthy's NN zero-to-hero course
- Mar 28, 2026Created EduPath
- Apr 13, 2026Created sbml-interpreter
- Apr 13, 2026Most recent push to sbml-interpreter
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.