01 · Roasts
Hackathon-Only Developer
Every repo with actual substance was born and buried in a 48-hour hackathon window. SotonHack26: 10 days. Hacktour: 1 day. Gatwick-GO: 2 days. Your GitHub is a graveyard of sprints — impressive birth certificates, zero follow-through.
Test? Never Heard of Her
13 repos, 1 with tests (SotonHack26). You built ffmpeg pipelines, Gemini AI integrations, and Minecraft terrain generators — and left them completely untested. The bravery is staggering.
The 'for shits and giggles' Commit Message Energy
imc-prosperity-4 is an empty repo you literally described as existing 'for shits and giggles.' It has 0 files, 0 commits, and a score of 2. Somehow it still outperforms your profile README in ambition.
Solo 91%, Followers 10
91% of your commits are solo and you have 10 followers. You're shipping full-stack apps, Minecraft mods, and AI video editors in a vacuum. At some point, you have to let the public know these things exist.
CI? That's Future James's Problem
Not a single repo has both CI and tests. Hacktour has TypeScript and AGENTS.md but no pipeline. jickzx.github.io has CI but no tests. It's like wearing one shoe — technically present, functionally incomplete.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight48D
- Consistency20% weight65C
- Quality20% weight57D
- Depth15% weight58D
- Breadth10% weight65C
- Community10% weight40D
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
70 active days
Language distribution
- JavaScript78%
- TypeScript10%
- Python5%
- HTML3%
- Java2%
- Jupyter Notebook1%
- Other1%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
16
Commits
last 12 months
513
Followers
10
Joined GitHub
Sep 2023
05 · Top repos
jickzx /
SotonHack26
University hackathon Minecraft Fabric mod with genre-based terrain generation, Spotify integration, and Node.js seed database. Typed Java + Python backend with working architecture and multi-file layout, but lacks CI/license and thin external adoption (0 stars).
jickzx /
jickzx.github.io
Personal portfolio website built with vanilla HTML/CSS/JS and Hugo. Demonstrates clean structure with timeline rendering, dark mode support, and responsive design. Intentional but limited scope—functional personal project, not widely adopted.
jickzx /
Hacktour
Hacktour: AI-powered live streaming + video editing app. TypeScript backend (Express, Gemini API, Remotion video rendering) + React Native mobile + Next.js frontend. 30 commits in ~1 day. Typed, structured multi-folder layout with meaningful service modules. README minimal; AGENTS.md provides some guidance. No tests, C
jickzx /
Gatwick-GO
Browser-based plane spotting game for Gatwick Airport built with Next.js 16, Supabase, and Tesseract OCR. Typed, documented, structured multi-file layout with QR scanning, OCR boarding pass detection, and collectible card system. No tests, no CI, no license. Created Feb 2026, 27 commits in ~2 days.
jickzx /
UK-Hackathons
A personal hackathon tracker repo documenting UK university hackathons and the creator's competition experiences. Minimal production scope with 39 KB size, README but no tests, CI, license, or typed code.
jickzx /
neetcode-submissions
Auto-synced NeetCode.io submission archive with untyped Python solutions, no tests/CI, minimal structure. Educational personal project with 9 commits over 4 days.
jickzx /
UoN-MedTech-Hackathon-26
Hackathon project (Second Place, UoN 2026) with HTML website+app for medical tech. Created in 2-day sprint (11 commits over ~2 days), minimal documentation, no tests/CI. Untyped HTML; README mentions judges' feedback but lacks technical depth.
jickzx /
microservice
Early-stage TypeScript microservice scaffold for a university app (MyNottingham clone). Minimal implementation: placeholder functions in gateway/auth services with no tests, CI, or working features. 4 commits in 19 days shows initial exploration.
jickzx /
jickzx
Profile README with minimal content—a default GitHub template pointing to external site. 17 KB, untyped, no tests/CI/license, 15 commits over ~5 months shows some activity but lacks substance.
jickzx /
interview-questions
One-off personal scratchpad created 2026-03-13 with 2 commits; minimal README mentions KU and vague interview question prompt. No substantive code, tests, CI, or documentation.
jickzx /
collaborations
Empty scaffold repo created today containing only a README with three external links to collaboration projects. No source code, tests, CI, or license.
jickzx /
imc-prosperity-4
Empty scaffold repo with no files, commits, or documentation. Created as a throwaway experiment ("doing this for shits and giggles").
06 · Timeline
- Sep 13, 2023Joined GitHub
- Nov 24, 2024Created jickzx.github.io — My portfolio website!
- Nov 5, 2025Created jickzx — Welcome.
- Feb 22, 2026Created microservice
- Feb 28, 2026Created Gatwick-GO — Ayush Yusuf James
- Feb 28, 2026Created collaborations — repos i am in for collaborations
- Mar 8, 2026Created SotonHack26 — University of Southampton Hackathon March 2026
- Mar 8, 2026Created UK-Hackathons — Displays Winners of UK University Hackathons from 2025 (I started university in 2025) and onwards.
- Mar 13, 2026Created interview-questions — random interview questions that i have been asked
- Mar 19, 2026Created imc-prosperity-4 — doing this for shits and giggles
- Mar 20, 2026Created UoN-MedTech-Hackathon-26
- Mar 31, 2026Created neetcode-submissions — My NeetCode.io problem submissions
- Apr 18, 2026Created Hacktour — London Global Hacktour 2026
- Apr 22, 2026Most recent push to jickzx.github.io
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.