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jkoelker

Jason Kölker

C

Getting there

Overall

0.0

/ 100

01 · Roasts

C is 97% of Your Bytes and 0% of Your Recent Work

Your langPcts scream 'systems programmer' with 97% C, but every repo scored in 2025–2026 is Go or Python. You're haunted by a graveyard of C code that's been dead so long it's started composting.

README as Performance Art

cronjobs.git: README.md reads 'No k8s! No p5m!' — 30 commits, 20 months, and that's the documentation. Kafka needs a thesis; your cron scripts apparently need a protest sign.

Single-Day Shipper Energy

sweepfi was created and last pushed on 2026-03-26 — the same day. One glorious afternoon of Home Assistant hacking, then silence. The vacuum maps your Wi-Fi; the repo maps your attention span.

180 PRs a Year But 0 Stars on Half Your Repos

You're out here filing 3.5 pull requests per week on other people's code while your own repos collectively harvest 0 stars. Gardener of other people's gardens, stranger to your own lawn.

71% Night Owl, 93% Solo Act

Firing off commits at 2am with 93% solo output means either you're very independent or your teammates don't exist. Either way, nobody's reviewing your 3am DHCPv6 relay refactors.

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02 · Category breakdown

  • Impact
    25% weight
    58D
  • Consistency
    20% weight
    65C
  • Quality
    20% weight
    72B
  • Depth
    15% weight
    65C
  • Breadth
    10% weight
    45D
  • Community
    10% weight
    65C

03 · Stats

365-day commit heatmap

264 active days

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Language distribution

7 langs
  • C97%
  • Assembly2%
  • Python0%
  • Go0%
  • Perl0%
  • C#0%
  • Other1%

04 · Numbers

Owned repos

non-fork

22

Commits

last 12 months

594

Followers

120

Joined GitHub

Apr 2009

05 · Top repos

jkoelker /

schwab-mcp

65/100

Schwab MCP Server: Python CLI tool enabling LLM integration with Schwab trading API via Model Context Protocol. Features market data, account management, order placement with Discord approval workflows. Well-structured, typed, tested, documented.

I55Q75D65
READMETestsCI
Python431mo ago

jkoelker /

ipv6relayd

55/100

Specialized IPv6 relay daemon in Go with typed config, comprehensive tests, CI/CD, and architectural depth. Solves real networking problem but nascent (0 stars, repo ~6 months old).

I40Q75D50
READMETestsCITyped
Go01mo ago

jkoelker /

oneiro

50/100

Early-stage Discord bot for image generation with Hugging Face Diffusers. Well-typed Python 3.11+ with structured pipelines, config hot-reload, and tests. 492KB codebase shows thoughtful architecture but no production adoption yet (0 stars).

I25Q70D50
READMETestsCI
Python01mo ago

jkoelker /

schwab-proxy

47/100

Young Go OAuth2 proxy for Schwab Trading API with multi-client access. Typed, tested, CI-enabled, well-structured. Personal project with 30 commits in 9 months, no adoption signals yet.

I25Q65D50
READMETestsCITyped
Go21mo ago

jkoelker /

sweepfi

32/100

Home Assistant custom integration for Wi-Fi heatmapping on Valetudo vacuums. Single-day burst (created and last pushed 2026-03-26). Typed Python with clear structure, readable README, but minimal commit history, no tests/CI, and unfinished code samples.

I25Q50D20
README
Python12mo ago

jkoelker /

cronjobs

17/100

Minimal cronjob scripts repo with 0 stars/forks, bare README ("No k8s! No p5m!"), CI present but no tests, 65KB total, 30 commits spanning ~20 months—personal experiment with no adoption signal.

I5Q25D20
READMECI
Unknown02mo ago

06 · Timeline

  1. Apr 20, 2009
    Joined GitHub
  2. Aug 7, 2024
    Created cronjobs — misc cronjobs
  3. Mar 21, 2025
    Created schwab-mcp — Chat with your portfolio.
  4. Jun 30, 2025
    Created schwab-proxy — OAuth2 Trading and Market API proxy for multi-client access
  5. Nov 22, 2025
    Created ipv6relayd — Relay RA, DHCPv6, and NDP so routed LANs stay online when upstream PD is unavailable and only a /64 is offered.
  6. Dec 26, 2025
    Created oneiro — Discord bot for image generation with Hugging Face Diffusers
  7. Mar 26, 2026
    Created sweepfi — Home Assistant Wi‑Fi heatmapping integration for Valetudo vacuums
  8. Apr 27, 2026
    Most recent push to oneiro

07 · Compare

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08 · Rubric

How this score was produced

Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve

CategoryWeightScoreContrib.
Raw total62.6
Top-end curve+5.4
Final overall68.0

Tier thresholds

S90100Mass-producing humansA8089Ship machineB7079Solid engineerC6069Getting thereD4059README enthusiastF039GitHub tourist
▸ How the pipeline works
  1. 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
  2. 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
  3. 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
  4. 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
  5. 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.

~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.

▸ Data sources & caveats
  • Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL contributionsCollection — covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default).
  • Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
  • Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
  • Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.
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