01 · Roasts
Hibernating Since Obama's Second Term
85% of your repos haven't been touched in 2+ years. surf_reporter last committed November 2013 — that PhantomJS code is old enough to be in middle school.
16 Commits, 52 Weeks
You managed 16 commits in a full year, essentially one per month if you're generous. The heatmap is so empty it looks like a grayscale photo of a wall.
README? Optional Apparently
Two of your three scored repos have no README whatsoever. SparseNet is a neural network project with zero documentation — the only thing sparse here is the explanation.
Polyglot Quitter
Objective-C, Swift, Scala, C++, Go, HTML — you've touched six languages and committed to none of them. It's less of a portfolio and more of a language tasting menu.
8 Total Stars Across 17 Repos
That's 0.47 stars per repo on average. Even your own WebGL unicorn race game couldn't attract a single star — not even from yourself.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight25F
- Consistency20% weight5F
- Quality20% weight35F
- Depth15% weight50D
- Breadth10% weight55D
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
6 active days
Language distribution
- Objective-C40%
- HTML33%
- CSS7%
- Swift6%
- C++5%
- Scala3%
- Other6%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
13
Commits
last 12 months
16
Followers
23
Joined GitHub
Apr 2009
05 · Top repos
jmarrama /
jmarrama.github.io
Personal portfolio/demo site featuring interactive WebGL cell microscope visualization and unicorn race game; untyped HTML/CSS/JS, no docs, no tests, but functional interactive projects with moderate code scope (~6.8 MB across ~11 years of activity).
jmarrama /
surf_reporter
Personal hobby project from 2013 that scrapes surf condition data using PhantomJS and Go to send email alerts. Untyped, no tests/CI, minimal documentation, and no active development since 2013.
jmarrama /
SparseNet
Early-stage Deep Belief Net research codebase in Objective-C exploring sparse neural networks and learning algorithms on natural images. No README, tests, CI, or documentation; untyped language with flat script-oriented structure typical of academic prototyping.
06 · Timeline
- Apr 5, 2009Joined GitHub
- Apr 9, 2011Created SparseNet — sparse neural net
- Sep 16, 2013Created surf_reporter
- Mar 30, 2015Created jmarrama.github.io
- Feb 22, 2026Most recent push to jmarrama.github.io
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.