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jmarrama

Joseph Marrama

F

GitHub tourist

Overall

0.0

/ 100

01 · Roasts

Hibernating Since Obama's Second Term

85% of your repos haven't been touched in 2+ years. surf_reporter last committed November 2013 — that PhantomJS code is old enough to be in middle school.

16 Commits, 52 Weeks

You managed 16 commits in a full year, essentially one per month if you're generous. The heatmap is so empty it looks like a grayscale photo of a wall.

README? Optional Apparently

Two of your three scored repos have no README whatsoever. SparseNet is a neural network project with zero documentation — the only thing sparse here is the explanation.

Polyglot Quitter

Objective-C, Swift, Scala, C++, Go, HTML — you've touched six languages and committed to none of them. It's less of a portfolio and more of a language tasting menu.

8 Total Stars Across 17 Repos

That's 0.47 stars per repo on average. Even your own WebGL unicorn race game couldn't attract a single star — not even from yourself.

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02 · Category breakdown

  • Impact
    25% weight
    25F
  • Consistency
    20% weight
    5F
  • Quality
    20% weight
    35F
  • Depth
    15% weight
    50D
  • Breadth
    10% weight
    55D
  • Community
    10% weight
    25F

03 · Stats

365-day commit heatmap

6 active days

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Language distribution

7 langs
  • Objective-C40%
  • HTML33%
  • CSS7%
  • Swift6%
  • C++5%
  • Scala3%
  • Other6%

04 · Numbers

Owned repos

non-fork

13

Commits

last 12 months

16

Followers

23

Joined GitHub

Apr 2009

05 · Top repos

06 · Timeline

  1. Apr 5, 2009
    Joined GitHub
  2. Apr 9, 2011
    Created SparseNet — sparse neural net
  3. Sep 16, 2013
    Created surf_reporter
  4. Mar 30, 2015
    Created jmarrama.github.io
  5. Feb 22, 2026
    Most recent push to jmarrama.github.io

07 · Compare

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08 · Rubric

How this score was produced

Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve

CategoryWeightScoreContrib.
Raw total29.8
Top-end curve+0.3
Final overall30.0

Tier thresholds

S90100Mass-producing humansA8089Ship machineB7079Solid engineerC6069Getting thereD4059README enthusiastF039GitHub tourist
▸ How the pipeline works
  1. 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
  2. 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
  3. 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
  4. 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
  5. 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.

~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.

▸ Data sources & caveats
  • Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL contributionsCollection — covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default).
  • Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
  • Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
  • Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.
jmarrama · 30.0/100 — Rate My GitHub