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joeinfo888

joeinfo888

F

GitHub tourist

Overall

0.0

/ 100

01 · Roasts

The Heatmap Is a Desert

52 weeks of pure void. Not a single green square in the past year. Your contribution graph looks like a loading screen that never finished.

Mongoose: The Great Ctrl+C of 2015

30 commits in 40 minutes, then radio silence for 9 years. You didn't build mongoose — you copy-pasted it from Google Code and called it a day.

100% Stale Repo Ratio

staleRepoRatio = 1.0. Every single one of your 14 repos was abandoned over 2 years ago. This isn't a portfolio, it's a graveyard.

1 Star Total. Ever.

Across 14 repos, 15 years on GitHub, you have accumulated exactly 1 star. That star is from a GitHub Learning Lab robot.

handhold.me Needed a Handhold

No README, no tests, no CI, 2 commits, 1 HTML file. Whatever this was meant to become, it needed way more than you gave it.

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02 · Category breakdown

  • Impact
    25% weight
    15F
  • Consistency
    20% weight
    5F
  • Quality
    20% weight
    33F
  • Depth
    15% weight
    35F
  • Breadth
    10% weight
    40D
  • Community
    10% weight
    25F

03 · Stats

365-day commit heatmap

0 active days

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Language distribution

7 langs
  • C33%
  • HTML31%
  • CSS23%
  • Perl4%
  • C#2%
  • Python1%
  • Other6%

04 · Numbers

Owned repos

non-fork

4

Commits

last 12 months

0

Followers

13

Joined GitHub

May 2009

05 · Top repos

06 · Timeline

  1. May 2, 2009
    Joined GitHub
  2. Sep 10, 2015
    Created mongoose — Automatically exported from code.google.com/p/mongoose
  3. Jun 19, 2019
    Created github-slideshow — A robot powered training repository :robot:
  4. Dec 4, 2023
    Created handhold.me
  5. Dec 6, 2023
    Most recent push to handhold.me

07 · Compare

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08 · Rubric

How this score was produced

Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve

CategoryWeightScoreContrib.
Raw total23.1
Top-end curve+0.1
Final overall23.2

Tier thresholds

S90100Mass-producing humansA8089Ship machineB7079Solid engineerC6069Getting thereD4059README enthusiastF039GitHub tourist
▸ How the pipeline works
  1. 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
  2. 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
  3. 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
  4. 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
  5. 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.

~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.

▸ Data sources & caveats
  • Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL contributionsCollection — covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default).
  • Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
  • Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
  • Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.
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