01 · Roasts
Desert Heatmap
Your contribution graph looks like a seismograph during a very peaceful geological epoch — 48 commits scattered across 52 weeks, with 45+ weeks of pure silence. Even your most active week only hit 4.
Polyglot Museum Curator
Python, TypeScript, JavaScript, Go, Rust, Ruby — six languages represented, yet only 3 repos scored. You've collected every ingredient but left the kitchen empty for years.
Stale Repo Graveyard
An 89% stale repo ratio means nearly 9-in-10 of your 45 public repos haven't been touched in over 2 years. That's not a portfolio — it's a time capsule.
Solo Artist, Permanently
soloPct = 100%. Every single commit across every repo is yours alone. You've been coding in a sealed room since 2009 with zero collaborators and 6 PRs to show for an entire year.
Since 2009, Still Warming Up
Joined GitHub in April 2009 — that's 15+ years of account history resulting in 10 total stars and 48 commits in the last year. The warm-up phase has outlasted most developer careers.
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02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight30F
- Consistency20% weight55D
- Quality20% weight57D
- Depth15% weight50D
- Breadth10% weight65C
- Community10% weight40D
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
21 active days
Language distribution
- Python31%
- TypeScript27%
- JavaScript11%
- Go9%
- Rust7%
- Ruby6%
- Other9%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
18
Commits
last 12 months
48
Followers
18
Joined GitHub
Apr 2009
05 · Top repos
johansja /
pi-extensions
Early-stage TypeScript extensions for pi coding agent with two working tools (ai-permission-gate for LLM-powered command classification, team for multi-agent orchestration). Both features are typed, tested, and documented, but the repo has zero external adoption signals.
johansja /
openexchangerates-rs
Rust library wrapper for OpenExchangeRates API with typed structures and CI, but minimal adoption (4 stars), no tests despite test infra, and inactive since August 2016.
johansja /
vim-files
Personal VimL dotfiles configuration with 15 plugin setup; last pushed 8 years ago with minimal stars; basic README with installation instructions but no architecture or maintenance guidance.
06 · Timeline
- Apr 27, 2009Joined GitHub
- Dec 11, 2013Created vim-files — My VIM setup.
- Apr 5, 2016Created openexchangerates-rs
- Apr 20, 2026Created pi-extensions — Various extensions for pi coding agent
- Apr 27, 2026Most recent push to pi-extensions
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.