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john

John McGrath

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README enthusiast

Overall

0.0

/ 100

01 · Roasts

90% Graveyard Curator

A staleRepoRatio of 0.90 means 9 out of every 10 repos you own haven't been touched in over 2 years. Your GitHub is less a portfolio and more a digital museum of abandoned ambitions.

23 Commits in a Year

You averaged fewer than 2 commits per month this year. drive.vote shipped a whole voter-dispatch system — surely okrapp deserves more than a long weekend?

Civic-Tech One-Hit Wonder

Your strongest project coordinated real election-day rides in Philadelphia in 2016 and then promptly went to sleep forever in December 2018. Democracy apparently has an expiration date.

bucket_head Lives in Amber

A 100-line S3 wrapper from 2009 with tests marked 'should_eventually' — a note to future-you that never arrived. Last touched 2011. Ruby 1.8 energy preserved perfectly.

Bio > Commits

Ex-AWS Sustainability, NYTimes, WHOI, co-founder of Entulo, now @RMI — incredible resume, 23 public commits this year. The LinkedIn is doing all the heavy lifting.

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02 · Category breakdown

  • Impact
    25% weight
    46D
  • Consistency
    20% weight
    20F
  • Quality
    20% weight
    57D
  • Depth
    15% weight
    50D
  • Breadth
    10% weight
    65C
  • Community
    10% weight
    40D

03 · Stats

365-day commit heatmap

54 active days

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Language distribution

7 langs
  • Ruby52%
  • Python14%
  • JavaScript13%
  • HTML12%
  • CSS3%
  • Jupyter Notebook2%
  • Other4%

04 · Numbers

Owned repos

non-fork

31

Commits

last 12 months

23

Followers

202

Joined GitHub

Feb 2008

05 · Top repos

06 · Timeline

  1. Feb 28, 2008
    Joined GitHub
  2. Jul 1, 2009
    Created bucket_head — Gem to hit URI's and stick their contents on S3
  3. Jun 22, 2016
    Created drive.vote — Drive the Vote arranges free rides to the polls on election day.
  4. Mar 7, 2026
    Created okrapp — A basic app to do OKRs across org levels
  5. Mar 11, 2026
    Most recent push to okrapp

07 · Compare

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john · 6dmedian coder

08 · Rubric

How this score was produced

Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve

CategoryWeightScoreContrib.
Raw total44.9
Top-end curve+1.6
Final overall46.5

Tier thresholds

S90100Mass-producing humansA8089Ship machineB7079Solid engineerC6069Getting thereD4059README enthusiastF039GitHub tourist
▸ How the pipeline works
  1. 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
  2. 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
  3. 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
  4. 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
  5. 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.

~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.

▸ Data sources & caveats
  • Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL contributionsCollection — covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default).
  • Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
  • Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
  • Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.
john · 46.5/100 — Rate My GitHub