01 · Roasts
The Documentation Hoarder
Four tistel-docs repos, one mintlify-docs, and they're all the same 6 KB boilerplate cloned from a starter template. That's not documentation — that's a graveyard of good intentions with identical headstones.
One Star Collector
47 public repos, 74 total stars. bunnyx (a full Hex-published CDN API client with 15 modules and strict Credo CI) has earned exactly 1 star. The market has spoken, and it whispered.
Gleam Curious
dear-agent: 2 commits, 4 KB, placeholder README, created and abandoned in one day. Gleam is 1% of your language footprint and this is why.
83% Elixir or Bust
83% Elixir. The other 17% is mostly documentation templates and one TypeScript micro-service you built in a weekend. Breadth is not your love language.
miniflux: The Void
miniflux: 1 commit, 0 KB of meaningful code, created and last pushed on the same day. Not a repo — a philosophical statement about potential.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight53D
- Consistency20% weight60C
- Quality20% weight72B
- Depth15% weight60C
- Breadth10% weight65C
- Community10% weight50D
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
289 active days
Language distribution
- Elixir83%
- HTML5%
- MDX5%
- JavaScript2%
- Gleam1%
- Clojure1%
- Other3%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
20
Commits
last 12 months
150
Followers
187
Joined GitHub
Jun 2010
05 · Top repos
joladev /
jola.dev
Well-crafted personal Phoenix blog/portfolio using NimblePublisher for static Markdown content. Ships with comprehensive tests, CI/CD, proper licensing, and clean architectural patterns. Production-ready despite low star count as an active portfolio project.
joladev /
elixir_events
Phoenix LiveView event management SaaS for Elixir community. Well-structured with tests, CI/CD, and typed Elixir code. Active since Aug 2025, 30 commits, clear domain purpose despite minimal external adoption (1 star).
joladev /
bunnyx
Complete, well-structured Elixir client for bunny.net API with full typespecs, comprehensive docs, tests, CI, and 30 commits over 5 weeks. High craftsmanship but minimal adoption (1 star).
joladev /
weft
Young Gleam job scheduling library with PostgreSQL backend. Typed, tested, CI-enabled, but minimal adoption (0 stars), recent creation (4 days old), and thin output suggest early experimental phase.
joladev /
machiyotl
Early-stage Bun-based OG image generation service with Hono + React, typed config validation and HMAC signing, but minimal commit history and no external adoption signals.
joladev /
tistel-docs-2
Starter template documentation site with minimal content; single commit, 6KB repo generated from Tistel template. No substantive work or customization evident.
joladev /
tistel-docs-4
Starter documentation template from Tistel with 6 KB codebase, minimal commits (1 of 30), and no test/CI infrastructure. Purely a scaffold/template bootstrap.
joladev /
tistel-docs
Starter documentation template for Tistel platform. Fresh scaffold with 1 commit, 0 adoption, no tests/CI. Includes README with component guide but remains empty boilerplate without meaningful contribution or architectural depth.
joladev /
mintlify-docs
Empty documentation template scaffold created 2026-04-13 with no meaningful customization, 1 commit, no tests/CI, only 357 KB. A starter kit copy awaiting content.
joladev /
dear-agent
Brand-new Gleam package scaffold with placeholder README, minimal commits (2 of last 30), 4 KB repo size, no actual implementation visible. Has test/CI infrastructure but no substantive code shipped yet.
joladev /
tistel-docs-3
Blank Tistel documentation starter site with no customization, no commits beyond initial scaffold, and no adoption. Pure template boilerplate.
joladev /
miniflux
Empty scaffold repo created 2 hours ago with 0 stars, 0 files, 1 commit, no README, tests, CI, or documentation. Pre-release placeholder.
06 · Timeline
- Jun 5, 2010Joined GitHub
- Aug 4, 2025Created jola.dev — My personal blog and portfolio, built in Elixir using Phoenix and NimblePublisher.
- Aug 5, 2025Created elixir_events — ElixirEvents gathers all Elixir and Erlang related events, like conferences and meetups, in a single place. The goal is to make all events more discoverable and to help grow the co
- Mar 6, 2026Created bunnyx — Feature complete bunny.net client following Elixir library best practices
- Apr 13, 2026Created mintlify-docs
- Apr 14, 2026Created tistel-docs
- Apr 14, 2026Created tistel-docs-2
- Apr 14, 2026Created tistel-docs-3
- Apr 14, 2026Created weft
- Apr 18, 2026Created tistel-docs-4
- Apr 18, 2026Created dear-agent
- Apr 18, 2026Created miniflux
- Apr 21, 2026Created machiyotl
- Apr 23, 2026Most recent push to elixir_events
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.