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josephheinz

Joseph Heinz

D

README enthusiast

Overall

0.0

/ 100

01 · Roasts

Star Vacuum

10 public repos, 0 total stars, 1 follower — GitHub has seen tumbleweeds with a better social graph. Node-MUD has a whole combat engine and nobody knows it exists.

Test-Free Zone

HAS_TESTS=no across every single repo. You built a full modifier system with 4 archetypes and hash serialization in Node-MUD and didn't write one test. Brave. Reckless. Brave.

Bursty Burnout

Your heatmap looks like a seismograph near a dormant volcano — violent activity in weeks 17–35 then silence. 322 commits/year sounds decent until you see the 15-week dead zones.

License? Never Heard of Her

Not a single license file across 3 analyzed repos. Congratulations, your code is technically 'all rights reserved' by default. Node-MUD's 1 fork is in legal grey territory.

GDScript Ghost

13% of your codebase is GDScript and 9% is C# — clearly there's a Godot project hiding somewhere — yet none of it made it into your public portfolio. The game dev alter ego remains classified.

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02 · Category breakdown

  • Impact
    25% weight
    25F
  • Consistency
    20% weight
    35F
  • Quality
    20% weight
    55D
  • Depth
    15% weight
    52D
  • Breadth
    10% weight
    65C
  • Community
    10% weight
    25F

03 · Stats

365-day commit heatmap

118 active days

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Language distribution

7 langs
  • Svelte43%
  • TypeScript26%
  • GDScript13%
  • C#9%
  • JavaScript5%
  • CSS3%
  • Other1%

04 · Numbers

Owned repos

non-fork

9

Commits

last 12 months

322

Followers

1

Joined GitHub

Aug 2024

05 · Top repos

06 · Timeline

  1. Aug 7, 2024
    Joined GitHub
  2. Dec 9, 2024
    Created josephheinz — Config files for my GitHub profile.
  3. May 21, 2025
    Created portfolio
  4. Sep 7, 2025
    Created Node-MUD
  5. May 4, 2026
    Most recent push to josephheinz

07 · Compare

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08 · Rubric

How this score was produced

Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve

CategoryWeightScoreContrib.
Raw total41.0
Top-end curve+1.1
Final overall42.1

Tier thresholds

S90100Mass-producing humansA8089Ship machineB7079Solid engineerC6069Getting thereD4059README enthusiastF039GitHub tourist
▸ How the pipeline works
  1. 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
  2. 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
  3. 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
  4. 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
  5. 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.

~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.

▸ Data sources & caveats
  • Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL contributionsCollection — covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default).
  • Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
  • Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
  • Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.
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