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josephheinz

Joseph Heinz

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README enthusiast

Overall

0.0

/ 100

01 · Roasts

Test-Free Zone

Zero test files across all 12 repos. Not one. Node-MUD has ARCHITECTURE.md, STATUS.md, AND ProgrammingGuidelines.md — but apparently 'guidelines' stop short of 'write a test.' That's a novel approach to software quality.

Stars: The Forbidden Metric

0 stars across all repos combined. You've shipped a MUD engine, a photography portfolio, a budget tracker, AND a Next.js starter — and somehow collected fewer stars than a moonless night. Your audience is you, your IDE, and the void.

Burst Builder Syndrome

budget-tracker: 4 commits over 1 day. Mac-Harness-Photography: 8 commits over 2 days. The heatmap looks like an EKG with arrhythmia — long flatlines followed by furious spikes. Sustained effort lives in Node-MUD alone.

CI? Never Heard of Her

Only the profile stub repo has CI enabled, which is deeply ironic given it contains exactly one line of text. Every actual project — SvelteKit apps, a game engine, a finance tool — ships with no pipeline whatsoever.

GDScript in the Closet

9% GDScript and 6% C# in your language breakdown, but zero Godot repos appear in your top projects. You're hiding an entire game somewhere. Either ship it or stop letting it haunt your language stats.

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02 · Category breakdown

  • Impact
    25% weight
    48D
  • Consistency
    20% weight
    55D
  • Quality
    20% weight
    62C
  • Depth
    15% weight
    65C
  • Breadth
    10% weight
    65C
  • Community
    10% weight
    25F

03 · Stats

365-day commit heatmap

163 active days

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Language distribution

7 langs
  • Svelte50%
  • TypeScript24%
  • GDScript9%
  • C#6%
  • JavaScript4%
  • Shell3%
  • Other4%

04 · Numbers

Owned repos

non-fork

11

Commits

last 12 months

269

Followers

2

Joined GitHub

Aug 2024

05 · Top repos

josephheinz /

Mac-Harness-Photography

52/100

Professional photography portfolio built with SvelteKit, TypeScript, and sophisticated GSAP animations. Typed, documented, well-structured with responsive image handling and performant masonry gallery layout.

I40Q65D50
READMETyped
Svelte01mo ago

josephheinz /

Node-MUD

50/100

Personal Svelte/TypeScript MUD game in active development with multi-system architecture (items, combat, skills, chat). Typed, documented, structured codebase showing sustained effort across 7+ months, but zero public adoption and no audience.

I25Q60D65
READMETyped
Svelte03mo ago

josephheinz /

budget-tracker

40/100

Personal finance dashboard built in SvelteKit with CSV import, real-time transactions, and multi-page budgeting UI. Fresh project (1 day old) with structured TypeScript, Tailwind + shadcn, but pre-launch with zero stars/adoption.

I25Q62D35
READMETyped
Svelte01mo ago

josephheinz /

portfolio

38/100

Personal portfolio website built with Svelte Kit, Tailwind, and GSAP. Well-structured frontend project with custom components, smooth animations, and responsive design. No tests or CI, but typed Svelte language with clear component architecture.

I25Q55D35
README
JavaScript01mo ago

josephheinz /

Quick-Build

33/100

A Next.js starter template integrating Clerk, Convex, and shadcn/ui with TypeScript. Well-documented setup guide but minimal functional scope—primarily boilerplate configuration without tests or CI.

I15Q50D35
READMETyped
Shell01mo ago

josephheinz /

josephheinz

12/100

GitHub profile configuration repository with minimal substantive content. Contains only a brief README greeting (1 line), no actual config files sampled, and serves as a personal introduction rather than a functional project.

I5Q15D20
READMECI
Unknown027d ago

06 · Timeline

  1. Aug 7, 2024
    Joined GitHub
  2. Dec 9, 2024
    Created josephheinz — Config files for my GitHub profile.
  3. May 21, 2025
    Created portfolio
  4. Sep 7, 2025
    Created Node-MUD
  5. Jan 18, 2026
    Created Quick-Build — Build your projects faster without worrying about the boring stuff
  6. Jun 6, 2026
    Created Mac-Harness-Photography
  7. Jun 6, 2026
    Created budget-tracker
  8. Jun 24, 2026
    Most recent push to josephheinz

07 · Compare

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josephheinz · 6dmedian coder

08 · Rubric

How this score was produced

Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve

CategoryWeightScoreContrib.
Raw total54.1
Top-end curve+3.6
Final overall57.7

Tier thresholds

S90100Mass-producing humansA8089Ship machineB7079Solid engineerC6069Getting thereD4059README enthusiastF039GitHub tourist
▸ How the pipeline works
  1. 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
  2. 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
  3. 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
  4. 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
  5. 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.

~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.

▸ Data sources & caveats
  • Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL contributionsCollection — covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default).
  • Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
  • Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
  • Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.
josephheinz · 57.7/100 — Rate My GitHub