01 · Roasts
Test-Free Zone
Zero test files across all 12 repos. Not one. Node-MUD has ARCHITECTURE.md, STATUS.md, AND ProgrammingGuidelines.md — but apparently 'guidelines' stop short of 'write a test.' That's a novel approach to software quality.
Stars: The Forbidden Metric
0 stars across all repos combined. You've shipped a MUD engine, a photography portfolio, a budget tracker, AND a Next.js starter — and somehow collected fewer stars than a moonless night. Your audience is you, your IDE, and the void.
Burst Builder Syndrome
budget-tracker: 4 commits over 1 day. Mac-Harness-Photography: 8 commits over 2 days. The heatmap looks like an EKG with arrhythmia — long flatlines followed by furious spikes. Sustained effort lives in Node-MUD alone.
CI? Never Heard of Her
Only the profile stub repo has CI enabled, which is deeply ironic given it contains exactly one line of text. Every actual project — SvelteKit apps, a game engine, a finance tool — ships with no pipeline whatsoever.
GDScript in the Closet
9% GDScript and 6% C# in your language breakdown, but zero Godot repos appear in your top projects. You're hiding an entire game somewhere. Either ship it or stop letting it haunt your language stats.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight48D
- Consistency20% weight55D
- Quality20% weight62C
- Depth15% weight65C
- Breadth10% weight65C
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
163 active days
Language distribution
- Svelte50%
- TypeScript24%
- GDScript9%
- C#6%
- JavaScript4%
- Shell3%
- Other4%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
11
Commits
last 12 months
269
Followers
2
Joined GitHub
Aug 2024
05 · Top repos
josephheinz /
Mac-Harness-Photography
Professional photography portfolio built with SvelteKit, TypeScript, and sophisticated GSAP animations. Typed, documented, well-structured with responsive image handling and performant masonry gallery layout.
josephheinz /
Node-MUD
Personal Svelte/TypeScript MUD game in active development with multi-system architecture (items, combat, skills, chat). Typed, documented, structured codebase showing sustained effort across 7+ months, but zero public adoption and no audience.
josephheinz /
budget-tracker
Personal finance dashboard built in SvelteKit with CSV import, real-time transactions, and multi-page budgeting UI. Fresh project (1 day old) with structured TypeScript, Tailwind + shadcn, but pre-launch with zero stars/adoption.
josephheinz /
portfolio
Personal portfolio website built with Svelte Kit, Tailwind, and GSAP. Well-structured frontend project with custom components, smooth animations, and responsive design. No tests or CI, but typed Svelte language with clear component architecture.
josephheinz /
Quick-Build
A Next.js starter template integrating Clerk, Convex, and shadcn/ui with TypeScript. Well-documented setup guide but minimal functional scope—primarily boilerplate configuration without tests or CI.
josephheinz /
josephheinz
GitHub profile configuration repository with minimal substantive content. Contains only a brief README greeting (1 line), no actual config files sampled, and serves as a personal introduction rather than a functional project.
06 · Timeline
- Aug 7, 2024Joined GitHub
- Dec 9, 2024Created josephheinz — Config files for my GitHub profile.
- May 21, 2025Created portfolio
- Sep 7, 2025Created Node-MUD
- Jan 18, 2026Created Quick-Build — Build your projects faster without worrying about the boring stuff
- Jun 6, 2026Created Mac-Harness-Photography
- Jun 6, 2026Created budget-tracker
- Jun 24, 2026Most recent push to josephheinz
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.