01 · Roasts
CI Collector, Not CI Practitioner
8 repos, 1 has CI. system-monitor has a beautiful multi-OS release workflow, and then you apparently forgot GitHub Actions existed for every single other project. pregnant-cat-futures-game has 50+ tests and no CI — those tests are just vibes.
The License Hoarder (of None)
Multiple public repos, zero licenses on most of them. Legally, nobody can use your cat futures trading game or budget tracker. Congrats on accidentally creating proprietary software.
94% Solo Artist
soloPct = 94. You have 48 PRs this year and 2 followers — the math suggests you're mostly PRing yourself. Your repos have a combined social circle smaller than a group chat.
2-Week Wonders
pregnant-cat-futures-game: 2 weeks. budget-tracker: 5 hours. Life-EOS-App: 18 days. You ship fast but the commit graphs all look like a firework — brilliant burst, then silence. Follow-through is the missing ingredient.
The README Completionist (Everywhere Except josephheinz)
ARCHITECTURE.md, GAME-DESIGN.md, ADRs, STATUS.md across your projects — yet your actual GitHub profile README is literally just a heading that says hi. Peak developer: documents everything except yourself.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight56D
- Consistency20% weight65C
- Quality20% weight72B
- Depth15% weight65C
- Breadth10% weight72B
- Community10% weight40D
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
187 active days
Language distribution
- TypeScript52%
- Go20%
- Svelte9%
- JavaScript6%
- PowerShell4%
- Shell4%
- Other5%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
15
Commits
last 12 months
1,029
Followers
2
Joined GitHub
Aug 2024
05 · Top repos
josephheinz /
system-monitor
Native cross-platform system monitor in Go with Fyne UI. Well-structured, typed, tested, and documented with CI/CD. Active indie project with 30 commits over 2 months, professional architecture (234 KB codebase).
josephheinz /
pregnant-cat-futures-game
Typed Next.js + Convex trading-game prototype with a working market engine, settlement system, and full test coverage. Deterministic price simulation, portfolio mechanics, and run-based progression loop are well-architected and documented, but unshipped—no CI, no users, recent-only commits, remains a clever personal ex
josephheinz /
livestream-site
TypeScript livestream + Convex + Clerk + Next.js 16 site. Well-documented personal project with clean architecture (ADRs, design specs), tests, typed codebase, structured layout. Zero stars, no external adoption signals.
josephheinz /
budget-tracker
A personal finance dashboard built with SvelteKit, Tailwind v4, and D3. Typed, well-documented, multi-page (Overview/Transactions/Budgets), and shipped with CSV import—but brand-new (1 day old), 0 stars, and clearly experimental/portfolio work.
josephheinz /
portfolio
Portfolio site built with SvelteKit, Tailwind, and custom components. Untyped JavaScript with no tests/CI. Demonstrates basic web dev skills but limited scope and production-readiness.
josephheinz /
Life-EOS-App
TypeScript template project for Next.js + Clerk + Convex with comprehensive setup documentation. 18-day-old repo with 30 commits, typed language, tests, and multi-document architecture; however, lacks CI, license, and no production adoption signals.
josephheinz /
Quick-Build
Next.js + Clerk + Convex starter template with comprehensive setup docs. No source files sampled; Shell language; 0 stars, no tests/CI, minimal commit history (3 of 30), 327 KB total size. Useful template but lacks implementation depth and community validation.
josephheinz /
homebrew-tap
Minimal Homebrew tap scaffold syncing system-monitor releases. No README, tests, CI, or documentation; 6KB, 12 recent commits over ~1 day. Lacks substance for sustained analysis.
josephheinz /
josephheinz
GitHub profile config repo with minimal content—just a greeting in README. No source files, no meaningful structure, clear one-off scaffold.
06 · Timeline
- Aug 7, 2024Joined GitHub
- Dec 9, 2024Created josephheinz — Config files for my GitHub profile.
- May 21, 2025Created portfolio
- Jan 18, 2026Created Quick-Build — Build your projects faster without worrying about the boring stuff
- Jun 2, 2026Created system-monitor — Cross-platform native system monitor dashboard written in Go
- Jun 6, 2026Created budget-tracker
- Jun 10, 2026Created Life-EOS-App
- Jun 25, 2026Created pregnant-cat-futures-game
- Jul 7, 2026Created livestream-site
- Aug 3, 2026Created homebrew-tap — Homebrew tap for system-monitor (cask synced from josephheinz/system-monitor releases)
- Aug 13, 2026Most recent push to josephheinz
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.