01 · Roasts
Git Heatmap? More Like Git Flatline
52 weeks of heatmap and only 3 cells lit up — all in a single 2-day window. Your GitHub contribution graph looks like a patient on life support.
60 MB of Assets, 0 Lines of Documentation
poppycheese weighs in at 60,253 KB thanks to bundled models and HDRI textures, yet there's not a single README word to explain what any of it is. The assets are doing more heavy lifting than you are.
No README, No Tests, No License, No Problem (Apparently)
All four foundational OSS quality markers are absent from your only repo. You built a working 3D game and then acted like documentation was someone else's job.
12 Commits, 1 Repo, 0 Followers
The social graph is a perfect zero: 0 followers, 0 following, 0 PRs, 0 issues. GitHub doesn't know you exist yet — and neither does anyone else.
One-Day Wonder
Created 2025-09-13, last pushed 2025-09-14. That's a 36-hour dev cycle. Impressive energy — now try sustaining it for more than a long weekend.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight25F
- Consistency20% weight20F
- Quality20% weight40D
- Depth15% weight20F
- Breadth10% weight25F
- Community10% weight5F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
3 active days
Language distribution
- JavaScript67%
- CSS29%
- HTML4%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
1
Commits
last 12 months
12
Followers
0
Joined GitHub
Jun 2025
05 · Top repos
06 · Timeline
- Jun 16, 2025Joined GitHub
- Sep 13, 2025Created poppycheese — An interactive 3D runner game built with Three.js. Help Poppy the cheese escape the deadly knife!
- Sep 14, 2025Most recent push to poppycheese
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.