01 · Roasts
47,794 Commits, 0 Keystrokes
codemaxxed boasts 47k commits and 353M lines of code — every single one generated by a bot on a 30-minute cron job. That's not a GitHub contribution graph, that's a scheduled task with an existential crisis.
The Heatmap Hibernation
Your activity heatmap is 31 solid weeks of nothing followed by a mild flurry. GitHub thinks you take a 7-month sabbatical every year; your commit graph looks like a bear that just woke up in April.
Tests Are a Myth
Across 6 repos, exactly one has tests — the shell-based AI image plugin. Your Python CLI, your macOS Swift app, your job-search skill: all shipping test-free into the wild. HAS_TESTS=no is basically your personal brand.
Claude's Biggest Fan
claude-jobs, claude-code-image, vercel-cost-guard — three of your six repos are Claude Code skills. You're either a true believer or you've found the world's most niche product-market fit inside Anthropic's ecosystem.
Stars Don't Lie, But They Do Mislead
296 of your 1082 total stars come from a joke repo that took 18 days and zero human-written lines. Strip out the novelty clout and your genuine engineering work averages ~50 stars — respectable, but not 1k-developer territory.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight68C
- Consistency20% weight65C
- Quality20% weight67C
- Depth15% weight55D
- Breadth10% weight72B
- Community10% weight40D
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
40 active days
Language distribution
- Swift56%
- TypeScript22%
- Python9%
- Shell6%
- Go6%
- Java1%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
9
Commits
last 12 months
2,001
Followers
51
Joined GitHub
Feb 2014
05 · Top repos
jshchnz /
codemaxxing
Satirical "slop generation" CLI tool: Python package with structured src/ layout, typed config dataclass, CI badge-update workflow, and multi-language code generators (Java, Python, JS, Go). Humorous but functional, shipped with install target.
jshchnz /
refiner
macOS text-formatting utility (JSON, XML, CSV, Markdown, code) with typed SwiftUI, structured multi-file architecture, and functional demo. Early-stage project with 47 stars, minimal commit history (7 of last 30 days), no tests/CI, but shows solid craft and clear product intent.
jshchnz /
claude-jobs
Claude Code skill for querying job openings across 200+ tech companies via public job board APIs. Lightweight shell-based tool with comprehensive company coverage, structured contribution process, and automated endpoint testing.
jshchnz /
claude-code-image
Shell-based Claude Code plugin for AI image generation/editing via OpenAI and Gemini APIs. Well-documented with README, CLI commands, tests, and structured multi-file layout, but very young (20 days), 5 stars, and untested actual API integrations.
jshchnz /
vercel-cost-guard
A Claude Code skill for auditing Next.js/Vercel projects for cost-causing patterns. Functional utility with comprehensive domain documentation (SKILL.md + 4 reference guides), but minimal adoption (2 stars, 0 forks), young (6 days old), and underdeveloped test/CI infrastructure.
jshchnz /
codemaxxed
Intentional code-bloat satire repo generated by codemaxxing CLI tool. 353M+ LOC, 1.24M files, 47k commits across 18 days via automated 30min cycles. No genuine utility—pure parody of "enterprise" codebases. CI enabled but tests absent.
06 · Timeline
- Feb 10, 2014Joined GitHub
- Jan 17, 2026Created claude-code-image
- Jan 26, 2026Created claude-jobs — Claude Code skill for querying job openings at tech companies
- Feb 11, 2026Created vercel-cost-guard
- Mar 4, 2026Created refiner — A macOS app for data refinement
- Mar 30, 2026Created codemaxxing
- Mar 30, 2026Created codemaxxed
- Apr 17, 2026Most recent push to codemaxxed
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.