01 · Roasts
The Last Commit Was Under Obama's First Term
mostRecentPush = 2017-02-21. The XChat color scheme you last touched is now old enough to vote in some countries. The heatmap is 52 weeks of pure silence.
100% Unknown Language
GitHub's language detector gave up entirely on your portfolio. Three repos, zero detectable code — just config files, .gitmodules, and vibes.
The Portfolio Is Two Experiments and a Theme File
submod-test: 3 commits in one day. try_git: 3 commits in 5 minutes. xchat-colors-solarized: your magnum opus, at 9 KB. That's the whole body of work in 16 years.
24 Followers, 0 Contributions
You have 24 people following you to watch... nothing happen. totalCommitsYear = 0, totalPRsYear = 0. Your followers are practicing patience.
Joined 2009, Still No CI
15 years on GitHub and not a single repo has a test, a CI pipeline, or a license. You've watched Git, Travis, GitHub Actions, and Dependabot all arrive and shrug.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight25F
- Consistency20% weight5F
- Quality20% weight38F
- Depth15% weight35F
- Breadth10% weight5F
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
0 active days
Language distribution
- Unknown100%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
4
Commits
last 12 months
0
Followers
24
Joined GitHub
Apr 2009
05 · Top repos
jtmohr /
xchat-colors-solarized
Solarized colorscheme port for XChat with clear installation guide and color reference. Thin, stable implementation for niche desktop IRC client (9 KB, untyped config files). Minimal ongoing development (last push 2017).
jtmohr /
submod-test
Minimal one-off experiment from 2009 testing Git submodules with a Drupal reference. Single 2-line README, 3 commits in one day, no tests or CI.
jtmohr /
try_git
Minimal educational repo with 3 commits over 5 minutes on 2013-03-30, no code samples available, no documentation, tests, CI, or type hints — classic one-shot experiment scaffold.
06 · Timeline
- Apr 8, 2009Joined GitHub
- Nov 28, 2009Created submod-test — Testing submodules
- Jan 31, 2012Created xchat-colors-solarized — Solarized Colorscheme for XChat
- Mar 30, 2013Created try_git
- Feb 21, 2017Most recent push to xchat-colors-solarized
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.