01 · Roasts
The 48-PR Ghost
You filed 48 PRs this year but have 1 follower and 2 stars total. You're out here doing the work in other people's houses while your own repos sit unfurnished.
jumanzoru-dev: Blink and You'll Miss It
jumanzoru-dev was born and died in the same timestamp. That's not a repo, that's a git init followed by immediate regret.
CSS Heavyweight, Tests Featherweight
21% of your codebase is CSS, but 0% is tests across every single repo. Your buttons look great; good luck knowing if they work.
Pulsyon's Eternal V1
Pulsyon has a V1–V4 roadmap in the README and exactly zero CI pipelines to shepherd it there. The architecture is planned; the deployment is vibes.
Portfolio Repo With No Portfolio
Your profile repo is 786 KB of assets and a skill list — which is the most CS-student thing imaginable. The flex is telling, not showing.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight28F
- Consistency20% weight55D
- Quality20% weight32F
- Depth15% weight45D
- Breadth10% weight65C
- Community10% weight40D
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
73 active days
Language distribution
- CSS21%
- HTML20%
- TypeScript20%
- SCSS15%
- JavaScript14%
- Java7%
- Other3%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
13
Commits
last 12 months
128
Followers
1
Joined GitHub
Mar 2023
05 · Top repos
jumanzoru /
Pulsyon
Educational observability platform project with Next.js frontend + mock Node.js backend. Demonstrates TypeScript, API contract design, and phased architecture across V1–V4 roadmap stages, but incomplete (no tests, CI, or production-ready components).
jumanzoru /
jumanzoru
Personal portfolio README with no source code. 0 stars, 786 KB size (likely assets), 30 commits over ~2.5 years, but no actual project artifacts—purely a CV/bio presentation repo.
jumanzoru /
jumanzoru-dev
Empty scaffold repository with zero commits, no files, no documentation, and no meaningful content. Created and abandoned within seconds.
06 · Timeline
- Mar 8, 2023Joined GitHub
- Jan 12, 2024Created jumanzoru — Personal Repo.
- Mar 15, 2026Created Pulsyon — Backend systems project simulating a developer-facing observability platform, focused on telemetry ingestion, analytics, and incident detection (PostgreSQL, Express, Redis).
- Mar 30, 2026Created jumanzoru-dev
- May 18, 2026Most recent push to jumanzoru
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.