01 · Roasts
The Heatmap Is Just a Void
52 weeks of GitHub heatmap, 52 weeks of pure darkness. totalCommitsYear = 0. The contribution graph looks like it was designed by a minimalist artist with commitment issues.
Sprint King, Marathon Zero
multiple_of_a_and_b: 8 commits in 3 days. urtext_sublime: 11 commits in 11 days. The pattern is clear — you show up with a bang, ship ~100 lines, and disappear for months. 80% of 77 repos are abandoned.
77 Repos, 0 Stars
You've accumulated 77 public repositories across 15 years on GitHub and haven't earned a single star. That's not bad luck — that's a lifestyle.
kalevivt.github.io: The Ghost Page
Your personal website has been a single heading that says 'Test page' since December 2018. Six years. The 'test' never passed.
The Lone Python Monk
langPcts shows Python at 100%. One brief Rust excursion in multiple_of_a_and_b couldn't even register above 0% rounding. Fifteen years on GitHub and you've barely left the Python monastery.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight25F
- Consistency20% weight5F
- Quality20% weight57D
- Depth15% weight35F
- Breadth10% weight30F
- Community10% weight5F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
0 active days
Language distribution
- Python100%
- Rust0%
- HTML0%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
5
Commits
last 12 months
0
Followers
0
Joined GitHub
Apr 2009
05 · Top repos
kalevivt /
multiple_of_a_and_b
Small Rust CLI tool filtering numbers divisible by A or B. Typed language, CI/CD present, structured tests, but minimal scope and zero adoption signals.
kalevivt /
urtext_sublime
Alpha-stage Sublime Text plugin for plaintext note-taking system with custom syntax and metadata parsing. Typed Python, structured modules, but incomplete, minimal tests, and single-sprint development (11 commits in 11 days).
kalevivt /
kalevivt.github.io
Minimal GitHub Pages scaffold with one test HTML file, no stars or real output. Created 2018, last push same day with 4 commits total. README is a single line placeholder.
06 · Timeline
- Apr 15, 2009Joined GitHub
- Dec 26, 2018Created kalevivt.github.io — Github page
- Jul 19, 2019Created urtext_sublime
- May 20, 2024Created multiple_of_a_and_b
- May 23, 2024Most recent push to multiple_of_a_and_b
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.