01 · Roasts
One Real Repo, Two Placeholders
Three public repos and two of them are a profile README stub and a notebook folder with ~5 commits. The portfolio site is doing all the heavy lifting while the rest of your GitHub is basically a skeleton crew.
114 Commits, Zero Stars
You've made 114 public commits and earned exactly 0 stars across all repos. Even your own physics department hasn't clicked the button. Kamai.uk is out there shouting into the void.
64% Jupyter, 0% Tests
Sixty-four percent of your codebase is Jupyter Notebooks and you have zero test coverage anywhere. Physics teaches you to verify your results — apparently that lesson hasn't crossed over to the code.
11 PRs Sent, 0 Issues Filed
You opened 11 pull requests this year but filed zero issues. You're silently fixing things in other people's repos without ever flagging a problem. A ghost contributor who leaves no paper trail.
Warwick Coding Society President With 8 Followers
President of a university coding society and you have 8 followers — fewer than your following count of 9. The society members apparently did not get the memo to hit Follow.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight55D
- Consistency20% weight55D
- Quality20% weight62C
- Depth15% weight50D
- Breadth10% weight55D
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
53 active days
Language distribution
- Jupyter Notebook64%
- JavaScript17%
- HTML11%
- CSS7%
- Ruby0%
- Other1%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
3
Commits
last 12 months
114
Followers
8
Joined GitHub
Jan 2025
05 · Top repos
kamai-jw /
kamai-jw.github.io
Personal portfolio site showcasing ML/systems research—Jekyll site with CI/CD, professional design, and research documentation. Non-trivial shipping project with structured content but lacks README and tests.
kamai-jw /
notebooks
Personal research notebook collection focused on quantitative finance (HMM regime detection in S&P 500) and ML projects. Minimal dependencies: 0 stars/forks, no tests/CI, only brief README, no license or .gitignore, 99KB total size with ~5 commits over ~3 months.
kamai-jw /
kamai-jw
Personal landing page scaffold with zero stars, no code content, and minimal commit activity. README is a brief bio with external links—no actual project to evaluate.
06 · Timeline
- Jan 3, 2025Joined GitHub
- Nov 23, 2025Created notebooks
- Nov 25, 2025Created kamai-jw
- Mar 9, 2026Created kamai-jw.github.io — My site where I got inspiration from my friend JetBundle
- Apr 21, 2026Most recent push to kamai-jw.github.io
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.