01 · Roasts
HTML Mogul, Not Engineer
86% of your public byte-count is HTML. The man who trained GPT-2 for $48 apparently documents it in more HTML than he writes CUDA. Your GitHub looks like a W3Schools tutorial archive with a Nobel Prize inside.
78% of Your Repos Are Abandoned
staleRepoRatio=0.78 — nearly 4 in 5 of your 63 repos haven't been touched in 2+ years. You have more digital graveyards than most developers have repos. 'I like to train deep neural nets' apparently also means 'and then never commit again.'
362 Commits from a 218k-Follower Account
218,855 people are watching you commit 362 times in a year — that's one commit per 604 followers. You have more fans per keystroke than any developer alive. The parasocial ROI is off the charts; the commit frequency is not.
No CI. Ever.
micrograd, nanochat, autoresearch — zero CI across all three scored repos. You hand-validate against PyTorch at 1e-6 tolerance but won't add a GitHub Actions YAML. 57k people are cloning nanochat trusting green checkmarks that don't exist.
Following 8 People with 218k Followers
follower-to-following ratio of 27,357:1. You follow 8 people. Eight. The GitHub social graph has you orbiting like a distant sun — all gravity, zero curiosity. totalPRsYear=7 confirms you haven't opened another person's codebase in anger all year.
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02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight96S
- Consistency20% weight55D
- Quality20% weight77B
- Depth15% weight75B
- Breadth10% weight55D
- Community10% weight90S
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
138 active days
Language distribution
- HTML86%
- Jupyter Notebook7%
- Python3%
- Cuda2%
- JavaScript1%
- C1%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
54
Commits
last 12 months
362
Followers
218,855
Joined GitHub
Apr 2010
05 · Top repos
karpathy /
nanochat
Production-grade full-stack LLM framework: train GPT-2 from scratch in 1.65 hours on H100s; ships with comprehensive pretraining/finetuning/inference pipeline, 57.5k stars, typed Python, HAS_TESTS=yes, HAS_CI=no, extensive documentation and leaderboards.
karpathy /
autoresearch
High-profile autonomous research automation framework that orchestrates AI agents to iteratively optimize LLM training. Ships with clear architecture (prepare.py, train.py, program.md), typed Python, structured documentation, and sophisticated training infrastructure including custom kernels and optimizers.
karpathy /
micrograd
Tiny but influential educational autograd library (~150 LOC) with 17k+ stars, PyTorch-like API, working tests, and clear pedagogical value. Missing CI but well-documented with practical demos.
06 · Timeline
- Apr 10, 2010Joined GitHub
- Apr 13, 2020Created micrograd — A tiny scalar-valued autograd engine and a neural net library on top of it with PyTorch-like API
- Oct 13, 2025Created nanochat — The best ChatGPT that $100 can buy.
- Mar 6, 2026Created autoresearch — AI agents running research on single-GPU nanochat training automatically
- Aug 3, 2026Most recent push to micrograd
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.