01 · Roasts
The 87% Graveyard Curator
staleRepoRatio=0.87 means 52 of your 60 repos haven't seen a commit in over 2 years. Your GitHub profile is less a portfolio and more a digital archaeological dig.
Night Owl With Nowhere To Be
nightOwlPct=100 — every single commit, midnight or later. Respect the dedication, but at 63 commits/year that's basically one late-night panic session per week.
node-cas: The Ancient Breadwinner
Your most-starred repo is a CAS auth library from 2011 that you last touched in 2022. It's doing more heavy lifting for your GitHub reputation than anything you've built in the last 3 years.
PRs Outpace Commits
37 external PRs in the past year but only 63 total commits. You're contributing more to other people's codebases than your own — either impressive altruism or severe home neglect.
Six Languages, One Shipped Product
Zig, JavaScript, Python, C++, C, and even Prolog — genuinely impressive polyglot range. Shame the most recent thing actually compiling is still labeled 'work-in-progress, subject to change at any time'.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight58D
- Consistency20% weight55D
- Quality20% weight57D
- Depth15% weight50D
- Breadth10% weight80A
- Community10% weight50D
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
47 active days
Language distribution
- Zig36%
- JavaScript26%
- Python20%
- C++13%
- C5%
- Prolog0%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
15
Commits
last 12 months
63
Followers
85
Joined GitHub
Apr 2009
05 · Top repos
kcbanner /
node-cas
Established CAS authentication client (115 stars, 11+ years old) with multi-version support, proxy handling, and single sign-out. Typed tests and documented APIs, but untyped JavaScript with no CI/license and modest maintenance.
kcbanner /
ion-extras
Collection of utility libraries for an in-development game engine in Zig. Well-structured with typed code, embedded documentation, and internal tests. Appropriate for active portfolio; non-trivial scope but limited real-world adoption.
kcbanner /
uw-wkrpt
LaTeX document class for University of Waterloo work reports, supporting multiple faculties with comprehensive examples and installation system. GPL-2.0 licensed, but inactive since 2015.
06 · Timeline
- Apr 17, 2009Joined GitHub
- Apr 16, 2011Created node-cas — Central Authentication Service (CAS) client for Node.js
- Apr 16, 2011Created uw-wkrpt — LaTeX class for writing work reports for the University of Waterloo.
- Nov 3, 2024Created ion-extras — Open-source portions of the work-in-progress ion game engine
- Mar 24, 2026Most recent push to ion-extras
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.