01 · Roasts
86 Repos, 2 Stars
You've maintained a GitHub account since 2009 — 15+ years — and the entire portfolio has accumulated 2 stars and 1 fork. That's not a rough patch, that's a philosophy.
The One-Second Repo
enterprise-social-java-platform was created and last-pushed within a single second on 2023-08-08. That's not a project, that's a keyboard sneeze. The README is literally just the repo name.
staleRepoRatio: 1.00
Every single one of your 86 public repos was last pushed more than 2 years ago. A stale ratio of 1.0 is a perfect score — just not the kind anyone wants.
JCP Award Winner, GitHub Tourist
Your bio name-drops JSR 354, JSR 385, Apache, Eclipse, and a JCP Award. Your GitHub shows a Java 12 demo, an abandoned poker app, and an empty scaffold. The résumé and the repo list are from different universes.
151 Commits, All Bunched Up
Of 151 commits this year, most are crammed into 3 weeks — then 30+ consecutive weeks of total silence. GitHub's heatmap looks less like a developer and more like a seismograph near a dormant volcano.
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02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight18F
- Consistency20% weight35F
- Quality20% weight36F
- Depth15% weight20F
- Breadth10% weight40D
- Community10% weight40D
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
35 active days
Language distribution
- Java63%
- HTML26%
- Groovy5%
- CSS5%
- Other1%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
12
Commits
last 12 months
151
Followers
242
Joined GitHub
Apr 2009
05 · Top repos
keilw /
jsr385-java12
A minimal Java 12 demo repository showcasing a JSR 385 bug fix across Java versions. Single demo file with Maven pom.xml, designed to illustrate compiler incompatibility in JDK ≤12.
keilw /
android-scrum-poker
Android planning poker app exported from Google Code in 2015; unfinished singleton pattern, no tests/CI/docs; appears abandoned same day as creation.
keilw /
enterprise-social-java-platform
Empty scaffold with minimal README. No source files, zero commits, instant abandonment (created and last push same second on 2023-08-08). No tests, CI, license, or meaningful documentation.
06 · Timeline
- Apr 4, 2009Joined GitHub
- Mar 13, 2015Created android-scrum-poker — Automatically exported from code.google.com/p/android-scrum-poker
- Jun 1, 2020Created jsr385-java12 — Java 12 Demos for JSR 385
- Aug 8, 2023Created enterprise-social-java-platform
- Aug 8, 2023Most recent push to enterprise-social-java-platform
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.