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keilw

Werner Keil

F

GitHub tourist

Overall

0.0

/ 100

01 · Roasts

86 Repos, 2 Stars

You've maintained a GitHub account since 2009 — 15+ years — and the entire portfolio has accumulated 2 stars and 1 fork. That's not a rough patch, that's a philosophy.

The One-Second Repo

enterprise-social-java-platform was created and last-pushed within a single second on 2023-08-08. That's not a project, that's a keyboard sneeze. The README is literally just the repo name.

staleRepoRatio: 1.00

Every single one of your 86 public repos was last pushed more than 2 years ago. A stale ratio of 1.0 is a perfect score — just not the kind anyone wants.

JCP Award Winner, GitHub Tourist

Your bio name-drops JSR 354, JSR 385, Apache, Eclipse, and a JCP Award. Your GitHub shows a Java 12 demo, an abandoned poker app, and an empty scaffold. The résumé and the repo list are from different universes.

151 Commits, All Bunched Up

Of 151 commits this year, most are crammed into 3 weeks — then 30+ consecutive weeks of total silence. GitHub's heatmap looks less like a developer and more like a seismograph near a dormant volcano.

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02 · Category breakdown

  • Impact
    25% weight
    18F
  • Consistency
    20% weight
    35F
  • Quality
    20% weight
    36F
  • Depth
    15% weight
    20F
  • Breadth
    10% weight
    40D
  • Community
    10% weight
    40D

03 · Stats

365-day commit heatmap

35 active days

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Language distribution

5 langs
  • Java63%
  • HTML26%
  • Groovy5%
  • CSS5%
  • Other1%

04 · Numbers

Owned repos

non-fork

12

Commits

last 12 months

151

Followers

242

Joined GitHub

Apr 2009

05 · Top repos

06 · Timeline

  1. Apr 4, 2009
    Joined GitHub
  2. Mar 13, 2015
    Created android-scrum-poker — Automatically exported from code.google.com/p/android-scrum-poker
  3. Jun 1, 2020
    Created jsr385-java12 — Java 12 Demos for JSR 385
  4. Aug 8, 2023
    Created enterprise-social-java-platform
  5. Aug 8, 2023
    Most recent push to enterprise-social-java-platform

07 · Compare

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08 · Rubric

How this score was produced

Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve

CategoryWeightScoreContrib.
Raw total29.7
Top-end curve+0.2
Final overall29.9

Tier thresholds

S90100Mass-producing humansA8089Ship machineB7079Solid engineerC6069Getting thereD4059README enthusiastF039GitHub tourist
▸ How the pipeline works
  1. 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
  2. 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
  3. 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
  4. 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
  5. 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.

~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.

▸ Data sources & caveats
  • Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL contributionsCollection — covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default).
  • Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
  • Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
  • Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.
keilw · 29.9/100 — Rate My GitHub