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kesava

Kesava Mallela

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README enthusiast

Overall

0.0

/ 100

01 · Roasts

The 69% Graveyard

Nearly 7 out of 10 of your 161 public repos haven't been touched in over 2 years. That's not a portfolio — that's a haunted house. Consider a good rm -rf and some dignity.

Follower-Following Abyss

61 followers, 594 following — a ratio of 0.10. You're out here liking everyone's posts hoping they follow back. This is GitHub, not Instagram.

One-Day Wonder

guppy-book — your most impressive technical work — was created and last pushed on the exact same day, April 8, 2026. A WebGPU LLM engine in a single day is either genius or a very convincing git squash.

112 Commits, Zero PRs

112 commits this year across 161 repos and not a single PR or issue filed externally. You're coding in a hermetically sealed room with the lights off.

No README? Really?

guppy-book — an *educational interactive book* — doesn't have a README. The book has 12 chapters explaining neural networks but can't explain itself to GitHub. Physician, heal thyself.

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02 · Category breakdown

  • Impact
    25% weight
    33F
  • Consistency
    20% weight
    25F
  • Quality
    20% weight
    62C
  • Depth
    15% weight
    50D
  • Breadth
    10% weight
    55D
  • Community
    10% weight
    40D

03 · Stats

365-day commit heatmap

23 active days

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Language distribution

7 langs
  • JavaScript58%
  • HTML19%
  • TypeScript8%
  • MDX6%
  • Scheme3%
  • Racket3%
  • Other3%

04 · Numbers

Owned repos

non-fork

36

Commits

last 12 months

112

Followers

61

Joined GitHub

Apr 2009

05 · Top repos

06 · Timeline

  1. Apr 9, 2009
    Joined GitHub
  2. Aug 19, 2013
    Created kesava.github.io
  3. Jan 8, 2019
    Created ConcreteAbstractions — Solution from Concrete Abstractions by Max Hailperin, Barbara Kaiser, and Karl Knight
  4. Apr 8, 2026
    Created guppy-book
  5. Apr 8, 2026
    Most recent push to guppy-book

07 · Compare

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08 · Rubric

How this score was produced

Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve

CategoryWeightScoreContrib.
Raw total42.6
Top-end curve+1.3
Final overall43.9

Tier thresholds

S90100Mass-producing humansA8089Ship machineB7079Solid engineerC6069Getting thereD4059README enthusiastF039GitHub tourist
▸ How the pipeline works
  1. 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
  2. 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
  3. 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
  4. 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
  5. 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.

~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.

▸ Data sources & caveats
  • Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL contributionsCollection — covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default).
  • Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
  • Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
  • Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.
kesava · 43.9/100 — Rate My GitHub