01 · Roasts
The 69% Graveyard
Nearly 7 out of 10 of your 161 public repos haven't been touched in over 2 years. That's not a portfolio — that's a haunted house. Consider a good rm -rf and some dignity.
Follower-Following Abyss
61 followers, 594 following — a ratio of 0.10. You're out here liking everyone's posts hoping they follow back. This is GitHub, not Instagram.
One-Day Wonder
guppy-book — your most impressive technical work — was created and last pushed on the exact same day, April 8, 2026. A WebGPU LLM engine in a single day is either genius or a very convincing git squash.
112 Commits, Zero PRs
112 commits this year across 161 repos and not a single PR or issue filed externally. You're coding in a hermetically sealed room with the lights off.
No README? Really?
guppy-book — an *educational interactive book* — doesn't have a README. The book has 12 chapters explaining neural networks but can't explain itself to GitHub. Physician, heal thyself.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight33F
- Consistency20% weight25F
- Quality20% weight62C
- Depth15% weight50D
- Breadth10% weight55D
- Community10% weight40D
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
23 active days
Language distribution
- JavaScript58%
- HTML19%
- TypeScript8%
- MDX6%
- Scheme3%
- Racket3%
- Other3%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
36
Commits
last 12 months
112
Followers
61
Joined GitHub
Apr 2009
05 · Top repos
kesava /
guppy-book
Educational interactive book on LLMs using Astro + React, featuring a runnable WebGPU inference engine (GuppyLM: 9M params, 6 layers, 384-dim) with live chat, attention visualization, and BPE tokenizer implementation in TypeScript.
kesava /
kesava.github.io
Personal blog/portfolio built with Next.js 15, TypeScript, and Tailwind CSS featuring book reviews, Telugu translations, and essays. Fully typed with structured content organization and dark mode support, but zero stars/forks and limited external adoption signals.
kesava /
ConcreteAbstractions
Personal learning project: untyped Scheme solutions to textbook exercises from "Concrete Abstractions." No tests, CI, license, or .gitignore; thin README; modest scope across ~7 chapters.
06 · Timeline
- Apr 9, 2009Joined GitHub
- Aug 19, 2013Created kesava.github.io
- Jan 8, 2019Created ConcreteAbstractions — Solution from Concrete Abstractions by Max Hailperin, Barbara Kaiser, and Karl Knight
- Apr 8, 2026Created guppy-book
- Apr 8, 2026Most recent push to guppy-book
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.