01 · Roasts
199 Repos, 28 Stars Total
You've been on GitHub since 2009 and accumulated 199 public repos yielding a grand total of 28 stars. That's 0.14 stars per repo over 15 years. The long tail is very, very long.
3-Minute Theme Drop
omarchy-bru-latte-theme: created at 15:52, last pushed at 15:55. You committed a 26-line TOML file, wrote a README, and called it a repo. Bold. GitHub clutter is a choice.
Following 370, Followed by 75
A follower-to-following ratio of 0.20 suggests an aggressive follow-back strategy that isn't quite working. You're networking harder than your commit graph warrants.
68% of Your Repos Are Abandoned
staleRepoRatio of 0.68 means more than two-thirds of your public repos haven't been touched in over 2 years. It's less a portfolio and more a digital archaeological dig.
25 Issues, 2 PRs
You opened 25 issues this year but sent only 2 PRs. You're great at identifying problems — slightly less great at fixing them for other people.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight36F
- Consistency20% weight55D
- Quality20% weight62C
- Depth15% weight50D
- Breadth10% weight65C
- Community10% weight40D
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
56 active days
Language distribution
- Objective-C26%
- Vim Snippet19%
- JavaScript12%
- Go11%
- Shell10%
- Nix5%
- Other17%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
31
Commits
last 12 months
99
Followers
75
Joined GitHub
Apr 2009
05 · Top repos
kmf /
sword-tui
A typed Go TUI Bible client with 7 themes, offline caching, and Miller columns navigation. Well-structured with docs and CI, but minimal adoption (2 stars, experimental phase).
kmf /
bru
Last pushed 2026-04-26 · 1★ · 138 KB
kmf /
obsidian-bru
Last pushed 2026-04-20 · 0★ · 802 KB
kmf /
omarchy-bru-espresso-theme
Last pushed 2026-04-19 · 0★ · 0 KB
kmf /
homebrew-sword-tui
Last pushed 2026-03-10 · 0★ · 2 KB
kmf /
kmf
Last pushed 2026-02-26 · 0★ · 2 KB
kmf /
omarchy-bru-latte-theme
Minimal theme scaffold: single colors.toml file for Omarchy, 0 stars, created and committed same day. Tutorial-level scope with README but no structure, tests, or CI.
06 · Timeline
- Apr 28, 2009Joined GitHub
- Oct 8, 2020Created kmf
- Nov 24, 2025Created sword-tui — Vibe Coded - Bible Client written in Go
- Mar 10, 2026Created homebrew-sword-tui
- Apr 17, 2026Created bru
- Apr 19, 2026Created omarchy-bru-espresso-theme
- Apr 19, 2026Created omarchy-bru-latte-theme
- Apr 20, 2026Created obsidian-bru
- Apr 26, 2026Most recent push to bru
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.