01 · Roasts
0 Stars, 0 Forks, 0 Friends
Three repos, zero stars, zero forks, zero followers. Your entire GitHub presence has the social footprint of a README left in a forest with no one around to read it.
Lorem Ipsum Engineer
Your personal CV site — the thing that's supposed to sell you — still has placeholder Lorem ipsum text and a corgi theme. That's not a portfolio, that's a template with your name pasted in.
48 Commits in a Year
48 commits across a full year works out to roughly one commit per week — except looking at the heatmap, most of those were clustered into a handful of days and then nothing for months. Less 'steady grind,' more 'panic before deadline.'
Pokémon, but Make It Academic
mp2 is a TypeScript Pokémon browser that calls PokéAPI. Great tooling (CI, tests, typed React) — all auto-generated by Create React App. The most complex logic is fetching /api/v2/pokemon. Professor gave you the scaffolding; Pikachu did the rest.
62% Jupyter Notebooks
Nearly two-thirds of your codebase is Jupyter Notebooks — the file format famous for being unreproducible, untestable, and unrunnable on anyone else's machine. Your ML domain guess checks out, but only if 'ML' stands for 'Mostly Localhost.'
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight15F
- Consistency20% weight20F
- Quality20% weight32F
- Depth15% weight20F
- Breadth10% weight55D
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
29 active days
Language distribution
- Jupyter Notebook62%
- Python15%
- HTML13%
- CSS4%
- SCSS3%
- JavaScript2%
- Other1%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
11
Commits
last 12 months
48
Followers
0
Joined GitHub
Apr 2024
05 · Top repos
krishgolcha /
mp2
Fresh Create React App Pokémon browser with TypeScript, tests, and CI/CD. Typed React components consuming PokéAPI across list, gallery, and detail views. No meaningful project-specific documentation beyond boilerplate README.
krishgolcha /
krishgolcha.github.io
Jekyll-based CV template for IS445 course at UIUC, forked/customized for personal use. Educational scaffolding with no public adoption, limited recent activity (6 of 30 commits), and placeholder content (Lorem ipsum, corgi theme).
krishgolcha /
krishgolcha
Personal profile config repo with README listing technologies; no code artifacts, tests, CI, or license. Minimal substantive output beyond skill badges.
06 · Timeline
- Apr 3, 2024Joined GitHub
- Mar 31, 2025Created krishgolcha — Config files for my GitHub profile.
- Oct 1, 2025Created krishgolcha.github.io
- Oct 10, 2025Created mp2
- Mar 26, 2026Most recent push to krishgolcha
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.