01 · Roasts
One-Month Wonder
Account opened November 2025, first real commit burst February 2026 — you've been 'active' for less time than most gym memberships survive January.
100% Jupyter, 0% Shipping
Every single byte across all 3 repos is a Jupyter Notebook. You haven't written a .py file, a README worth reading, a test, or a CI config — just cells, vibes, and 'TODO' comments.
Day 22 Is Broken
You built 22 days of stat-arb notebooks only for day22-23 to throw a ValueError in rolling_hedge_ratio and day14 to just... stop. The further you got, the less it worked.
Zero Social Presence
0 stars, 0 forks, 0 followers, 0 PRs, 0 issues. GitHub literally cannot tell you exist. Even bots get more engagement.
The Loneliest Heatmap
52 weeks of heatmap, activity in exactly 5 of them — and one of those is a single lonely commit on a Saturday. The green squares are outnumbered by the number of repos.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight15F
- Consistency20% weight20F
- Quality20% weight35F
- Depth15% weight45D
- Breadth10% weight5F
- Community10% weight5F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
25 active days
Language distribution
- Jupyter Notebook100%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
1
Commits
last 12 months
25
Followers
0
Joined GitHub
Nov 2025
05 · Top repos
06 · Timeline
- Nov 21, 2025Joined GitHub
- Feb 11, 2026Created statistical-arbitrage-research — Project on a Statistical Arbitrage Research Engine
- Mar 4, 2026Most recent push to statistical-arbitrage-research
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.