01 · Roasts
Scaffold Collector
Two of your three repos are literally unmodified boilerplate. easy-ride was touched for under an hour, and image-prediction is an empty folder with a promising name. That's not a portfolio — that's a graveyard of good intentions.
Valentine's One-Hit Wonder
Your entire non-empty body of work is a Valentine's Day button-clicker from January. It has confetti and strict TypeScript, which is adorable, but it's also your peak achievement across 9 public repos.
15 Commits, 26 PRs
You made 15 commits to your own repos this year but opened 26 PRs externally. You're more productive on other people's code than your own — which is either impressive self-awareness or avoidance.
CSS Heavy
48% of your codebase is CSS. Not Tailwind, not styled-components — just raw CSS weight. When your styling bytes outnumber your logic bytes, the repo is telling you something.
The Heatmap Void
Your contribution heatmap is 90% empty squares. Weeks 1–15 of the year? Nothing. The account has been open since January 2024 and produced 15 commits in the last 12 months. The grass is greener wherever you're actually coding.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight15F
- Consistency20% weight20F
- Quality20% weight18F
- Depth15% weight20F
- Breadth10% weight40D
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
18 active days
Language distribution
- CSS48%
- TypeScript39%
- HTML7%
- JavaScript6%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
5
Commits
last 12 months
15
Followers
0
Joined GitHub
Jan 2024
05 · Top repos
kuagabriel8 /
will-you-be-my-valentines
Single-week fun Valentine's ask-out app built with React + TypeScript. Deployed on Vercel with interactive button mechanics and confetti. Typed, documented, no tests or CI; exploratory project without broader adoption.
kuagabriel8 /
easy-ride
Vite+React boilerplate scaffold with zero commits beyond initial setup. No business logic, no tests, no CI, no documentation. Default template content in src/App.tsx unmodified.
kuagabriel8 /
image-prediction
Empty scaffold repo with 0KB size, no files, no commits in recent history, created with descriptive intent but no implementation or documentation.
06 · Timeline
- Jan 8, 2024Joined GitHub
- Dec 26, 2025Created easy-ride — A simplified ride-booking web app built with React, designed for elderly users with accessibility-first UI and reduced cognitive load.
- Jan 21, 2026Created will-you-be-my-valentines — Im gonna put this on vercel so yall can ask anyone out
- Apr 16, 2026Created image-prediction — This is a fullstack app to do image prediction using deep learning, keras, flask and google cloud
- Apr 16, 2026Most recent push to image-prediction
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.