01 · Roasts
The Graveyard Curator
staleRepoRatio = 1.0. Every single public repo you own is over 2 years cold. You haven't just stopped shipping — you've archived your entire public identity.
Zero Commits, Zero Chill
totalCommitsYear = 0. The heatmap is 52 weeks of pure black. GitHub literally has no evidence you exist as a developer in the past year.
Mirror Universe Engineer
Your highest-impact repo, Lynx, is a mirror of a decades-old text browser. The 150 stars belong to a project invented before most of your followers were born.
The One-Day Wonder
sshpass was created and abandoned on the same calendar day in 2018. That's not a project, that's a git init with commitment issues.
2015 Called
tnote's last meaningful activity was 2015, written in untyped Python with 4 commits in its final sprint. It has a version number (v0.2.1) but no ambition to reach v0.3.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight28F
- Consistency20% weight5F
- Quality20% weight36F
- Depth15% weight35F
- Breadth10% weight55D
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
0 active days
Language distribution
- Java44%
- C42%
- JavaScript5%
- Vim Script4%
- CSS2%
- PHP2%
- Other1%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
10
Commits
last 12 months
0
Followers
37
Joined GitHub
Apr 2009
05 · Top repos
kurtchen /
Lynx
Legacy text-mode web browser maintained through GitHub mirror; last meaningful push Sept 2022 with sparse recent commits; substantial C codebase (~3.3MB) with minimal documentation updates and no active CI/tests.
kurtchen /
tnote
A personal terminal note-taking tool written in untyped Python (v0.2.1). Has a functional README and setup.py, but lacks tests, CI, modern tooling, and type hints. Last updated in 2015 with only 4 commits in the final 30 days.
kurtchen /
sshpass
Minimal fork of upstream sshpass tool with single commit in 2018. No README, tests, CI, or documentation. Abandoned since creation date.
06 · Timeline
- Apr 23, 2009Joined GitHub
- Jul 2, 2014Created Lynx — Lynx browser from lynx.isc.org
- Mar 10, 2015Created tnote — A small note taking program for the terminal. Tnote aims to be a small, quick and easy to use note taking app for the terminal similar to sticky style gui note taking apps such as
- May 25, 2018Created sshpass — sshpass from https://sourceforge.net/projects/sshpass/
- Sep 27, 2022Most recent push to Lynx
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.