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Josh Holtz

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README enthusiast

Overall

0.0

/ 100

01 · Roasts

The Gitea Alibi

'I promise I build cool things' on a profile with 25 public commits in a year. The jury is still out, Josh — and the court only accepts public evidence.

Contribution Graph Thiqq... Where?

Your bio brags about a thiqq contribution graph, but the heatmap is 90% empty desert with a few lonely oases. That's not thiqqness, that's a drought.

Three Repos, One Pattern

MyOpenClawAgent, Custom-YoloV7-Deepstream, Max_Heapsort — all README=yes, TESTS=no, CI=no. You've discovered a formula, just not a good one.

11 Stars, 1 Fork, 3 Followers

The entire public portfolio has accumulated 11 stars and 1 fork since 2022. That's less engagement than a markdown file named 'hello.md' on a trending day.

ML Domain, Heapsort Delivered

Stats peg your domain as ML, yet your deepest ML artifact is a 4-star Jetson tutorial with 81 KB of code. The model is still training, apparently.

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Zoral

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zoral.ai

02 · Category breakdown

  • Impact
    25% weight
    25F
  • Consistency
    20% weight
    55D
  • Quality
    20% weight
    43D
  • Depth
    15% weight
    50D
  • Breadth
    10% weight
    65C
  • Community
    10% weight
    25F

03 · Stats

365-day commit heatmap

16 active days

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Language distribution

6 langs
  • HTML33%
  • Python33%
  • JavaScript23%
  • CSS10%
  • Dockerfile1%
  • Shell0%

04 · Numbers

Owned repos

non-fork

9

Commits

last 12 months

25

Followers

3

Joined GitHub

Oct 2022

05 · Top repos

06 · Timeline

  1. Oct 24, 2022
    Joined GitHub
  2. Dec 14, 2022
    Created Custom-YoloV7-Deepstream — Comprehensive guide to train SOTA Yolov7 models on custom data then accelerate and deploy on Nvidia Jetson through Deepstream
  3. Jun 15, 2024
    Created Max_Heapsort — Max heapsort in Python. Input is unsorted array -> output is sorted array.
  4. Feb 18, 2026
    Created MyOpenClawAgent — myopenclawagent.com
  5. Mar 26, 2026
    Most recent push to MyOpenClawAgent

07 · Compare

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08 · Rubric

How this score was produced

Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve

CategoryWeightScoreContrib.
Raw total42.4
Top-end curve+1.3
Final overall43.6

Tier thresholds

S90100Mass-producing humansA8089Ship machineB7079Solid engineerC6069Getting thereD4059README enthusiastF039GitHub tourist
▸ How the pipeline works
  1. 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
  2. 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
  3. 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
  4. 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
  5. 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.

~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.

▸ Data sources & caveats
  • Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL contributionsCollection — covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default).
  • Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
  • Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
  • Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.
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