01 · Roasts
The Gitea Alibi
'I promise I build cool things' on a profile with 25 public commits in a year. The jury is still out, Josh — and the court only accepts public evidence.
Contribution Graph Thiqq... Where?
Your bio brags about a thiqq contribution graph, but the heatmap is 90% empty desert with a few lonely oases. That's not thiqqness, that's a drought.
Three Repos, One Pattern
MyOpenClawAgent, Custom-YoloV7-Deepstream, Max_Heapsort — all README=yes, TESTS=no, CI=no. You've discovered a formula, just not a good one.
11 Stars, 1 Fork, 3 Followers
The entire public portfolio has accumulated 11 stars and 1 fork since 2022. That's less engagement than a markdown file named 'hello.md' on a trending day.
ML Domain, Heapsort Delivered
Stats peg your domain as ML, yet your deepest ML artifact is a 4-star Jetson tutorial with 81 KB of code. The model is still training, apparently.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight25F
- Consistency20% weight55D
- Quality20% weight43D
- Depth15% weight50D
- Breadth10% weight65C
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
16 active days
Language distribution
- HTML33%
- Python33%
- JavaScript23%
- CSS10%
- Dockerfile1%
- Shell0%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
9
Commits
last 12 months
25
Followers
3
Joined GitHub
Oct 2022
05 · Top repos
laminarize /
MyOpenClawAgent
Personal project demonstrating a complete Express/Docker stack with security middleware, WebSocket, and real-time features, but experimental stage with zero external adoption and 30 commits over 37 days.
laminarize /
Custom-YoloV7-Deepstream
Tutorial/guide repo integrating YOLOv7 training with Deepstream deployment on Jetson. Minimal artifact output (4 stars, 1 fork), thin codebase (81 KB), no tests/CI. Useful educational reference but limited independent contribution.
laminarize /
Max_Heapsort
Educational heapsort implementation with minimal scope. Single untyped Python file demonstrating max heapsort algorithm with O(n log n) complexity, no tests or CI, and bare-bones documentation.
06 · Timeline
- Oct 24, 2022Joined GitHub
- Dec 14, 2022Created Custom-YoloV7-Deepstream — Comprehensive guide to train SOTA Yolov7 models on custom data then accelerate and deploy on Nvidia Jetson through Deepstream
- Jun 15, 2024Created Max_Heapsort — Max heapsort in Python. Input is unsorted array -> output is sorted array.
- Feb 18, 2026Created MyOpenClawAgent — myopenclawagent.com
- Mar 26, 2026Most recent push to MyOpenClawAgent
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.