01 · Roasts
The Galaxy-Brain Hermit
Tether has cryptographic PAKE handshakes, D-Bus Konsole integration, an Angular dashboard, AND a FastAPI relay — but 28 stars and 2 forks after 6 months. You built a small space station and told nobody the coordinates.
Julia in the Wild
BitReaver has 15 modules, a full inference backend, and a TUI state machine — and a grand total of 0 stars. You're doing serious security research in a language spoken by 12 people and marketing it to zero of them.
Heatmap Enthusiast (Lowercase)
85 commits across a full year, with the first 6 months being a flat line of zeros. Your contribution graph looks like a patient who flatlined and then got a defibrillator shock in week 23.
Arch_Ricepaper Is Not A Repo
A 64.8MB folder of wallpapers with a 2-sentence README, no license, no structure — just vibes and Kitty terminal aesthetics. This is not a project. This is a folder with a GitHub address.
Solo to a Fault
86% solo, 4 followers, 0 issues opened, 8 PRs in a year. You are building a research lab in international waters and daring the world to notice. It hasn't noticed yet.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight55D
- Consistency20% weight55D
- Quality20% weight62C
- Depth15% weight50D
- Breadth10% weight65C
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
40 active days
Language distribution
- Python45%
- Julia26%
- TypeScript21%
- JavaScript6%
- CSS1%
- HTML1%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
4
Commits
last 12 months
85
Followers
4
Joined GitHub
Dec 2025
05 · Top repos
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Tether
Multi-CLI coordination layer with content-addressed messaging, SQLite persistence, Konsole D-Bus integration, and FastAPI relay. ~2.5MB codebase, 30 commits in ~6 months. Beta status with active development but sparse adoption (28 stars).
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BitReaver
BitReaver is a Julia-based DAST/terminal interface for AI-driven security auditing. Typed, documented, structured codebase with 30 commits across ~4 months (Feb–Jun 2026), shipping a complex multi-module TUI + inference backend system. No tests, no CI.
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Arch_Ricepaper
Personal wallpaper collection repo with minimal documentation and setup. 64.8 MB of image assets, 4 commits in 4 days, but lacks structure, tests, CI, license, and substantive README guidance.
06 · Timeline
- Dec 12, 2025Joined GitHub
- Dec 12, 2025Created Tether — This is a multi-CLI coordination layer with native multiplexing. Discussions and contributions welcome. Throw it a star if you like the project :)
- Dec 29, 2025Created Arch_Ricepaper — A collection of custom made Arch Linux inspired wallpapers and standalone logos for Kitty integration. No scripts or anything for Wallpaper engine yet, but the backgrounds are here
- Feb 24, 2026Created BitReaver — DAST focused REPL
- Jun 26, 2026Most recent push to Tether
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.