01 · Roasts
The 99% Graveyard
With a staleRepoRatio of 0.99, roughly 141 of your 142 repos are digital fossils. You've been on GitHub since 2009 — that's 15 years of mostly not committing to commits.
One Commit Year
totalCommitsYear = 1. One. You typed something, hit enter, and called it a year. Even your keyboard is confused about whether you're a developer.
Stars Spread Too Thin
145 total stars across 142 repos works out to basically 1 star per repo. At this rate, you're your own biggest fan — and even that seems uncertain.
Breadth Without Breath
C, JavaScript, Emacs Lisp, Java, Haskell, Vim Script — you've touched six language ecosystems but apparently abandoned all of them simultaneously. Impressive range, zero follow-through.
The Swiss Ephemeris Paradox
Your one genuinely well-crafted project (swiss-ephemeris) is a Haskell FFI wrapper for astrology software. The stars are literally in the code — just not on GitHub.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight43D
- Consistency20% weight55D
- Quality20% weight75B
- Depth15% weight65C
- Breadth10% weight80A
- Community10% weight40D
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
201 active days
Language distribution
- C22%
- JavaScript21%
- Emacs Lisp17%
- Java14%
- Haskell9%
- Vim Script8%
- Other9%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
71
Commits
last 12 months
1
Followers
92
Joined GitHub
May 2009
05 · Top repos
lfborjas /
swiss-ephemeris
Haskell FFI bindings to Swiss Ephemeris C library with comprehensive time-handling, coordinate transformations, and eclipse/phenomena calculations. Well-documented, typed, tested, and CI-integrated with multi-year development trajectory.
lfborjas /
postgres-explain-visualizer
Postgres Explain Visualizer, based on PEV2 but with a backend.
lfborjas /
node_diff_match_patch
Repackaging of Neil Fraser's world famous diff_match_patch as a node.js module
06 · Timeline
- May 7, 2009Joined GitHub
- Sep 18, 2010Created node_diff_match_patch — Repackaging of Neil Fraser's world famous diff_match_patch as a node.js module
- Aug 10, 2020Created swiss-ephemeris — Haskell bindings to the Swiss Ephemeris C library, bundles some basic ephemeris files.
- May 19, 2022Created postgres-explain-visualizer — Postgres Explain Visualizer, based on PEV2 but with a backend.
- Sep 25, 2022Most recent push to postgres-explain-visualizer
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.