01 · Roasts
Ghost of GitHub Past
Last pushed in March 2023, 0 commits in the past year, and a stale repo ratio of 1.0. Your GitHub is less a portfolio and more a haunted house nobody visits.
Unknown Language Enthusiast
100% of your code registers as 'Unknown' language. GitHub's language detector has seen everything — apparently it hasn't seen this.
The README Minimalist
Your entire public codebase is one file that says '# 👋 Hello, I'm Liam'. That's not documentation, that's a sticky note on an empty fridge.
Social Media Presence: None
1 follower, 0 PRs, 0 issues, 0 stars. The only person who follows you might be a bot — and even they seem unsure.
Joined 2019, Still Warming Up
Account created July 2019. Four and a half years later, there's still exactly 1 repo with no code in it. The runway is getting shorter, Liam.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
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02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight5F
- Consistency20% weight5F
- Quality20% weight10F
- Depth15% weight5F
- Breadth10% weight5F
- Community10% weight5F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
38 active days
Language distribution
- Unknown100%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
1
Commits
last 12 months
0
Followers
1
Joined GitHub
Jul 2019
05 · Top repos
06 · Timeline
- Jul 2, 2019Joined GitHub
- Jun 12, 2021Created liam-yeats — Config files for my GitHub profile.
- Mar 22, 2023Most recent push to liam-yeats
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.