01 · Roasts
The 95% Graveyard Curator
A staleRepoRatio of 0.95 means 95% of your 81 repos are effectively digital fossils. You've built a museum, not a portfolio — and nobody bought a ticket.
Zero Commits This Year
totalCommitsYear = 0. Not a typo. Your most recent push was August 2024, but the public record for the trailing year is a flatline. Even your heatmap fades to all-zeros by the final row.
The PHP Time Capsule
mysql-to-excel uses mysql_connect() — a function PHP deprecated in 5.5 and *removed* in 7.0. It's been dead code since 2017 and still has 11 stars. The internet is forever, and forever is embarrassing.
Vim Script Is 41% of Your Identity
Nearly half your codebase by bytes is Vim Script. Your dotfiles are doing more heavy lifting than your actual shipped projects combined. That's a personality, not a portfolio.
The 4-Day Wonder
grunt-sass-unicode was born and abandoned in exactly 4 days (Nov 2–6, 2017). Zero forks, zero tests, zero CI, and 10 stars from people who Googled the same obscure SASS unicode bug once and never came back.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight25F
- Consistency20% weight20F
- Quality20% weight67C
- Depth15% weight50D
- Breadth10% weight65C
- Community10% weight40D
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
178 active days
Language distribution
- JavaScript50%
- Vim Script41%
- CSS4%
- Python2%
- Shell1%
- Haskell1%
- Other1%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
20
Commits
last 12 months
0
Followers
89
Joined GitHub
Apr 2009
05 · Top repos
linmic /
react-navigation-app-state-aware-focus-effect
Specialized React Native hook for AppState-aware focus effects. TypeScript with tests, CI, MIT license. Focused utility library with clean API but limited adoption (14 stars) and narrow use case.
linmic /
mysql-to-excel
Abandoned PHP utility script using deprecated mysql_* functions. Single-file template with no tests, CI, or structure. Last updated 2017. Minimal adoption (11 stars) and no ongoing maintenance.
linmic /
grunt-sass-unicode
Minimal Grunt plugin addressing a specific SASS unicode issue; 10 stars, ~50 LOC in single task file, 4-day development window, no tests or CI, but includes clear README with usage examples.
06 · Timeline
- Apr 21, 2009Joined GitHub
- Aug 27, 2011Created mysql-to-excel — this php script was crafted for people who needs to export their mysql data to ms-excel format
- Nov 2, 2017Created grunt-sass-unicode — This is to offer a solution for anyone using grunt and have an issue with unicode and sass.
- Nov 10, 2020Created react-navigation-app-state-aware-focus-effect — AppState-aware focus effect for React Native with React Navigation
- Aug 20, 2024Most recent push to react-navigation-app-state-aware-focus-effect
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.