01 · Roasts
5 commits in a year — GitHub sent you a get-well-soon card
totalCommitsYear = 5. Your heatmap looks like a Wi-Fi dead zone — 49 of 52 weeks are completely blank. The server didn't even bother turning the green on.
71% of your repos are in the graveyard
staleRepoRatio = 0.71. That's not a portfolio, that's an archaeological dig. Three repos scored, two are essentially abandoned the week they were born.
dasGoo: the README warns you it's not a game
Your most ambitious project explicitly tells visitors 'this is not really a game' in the README. At least the honesty is consistent with the 3-day commit window.
Zero stars, zero forks, zero PRs — the trifecta
totalStars = 0, totalForks = 0, totalPRsYear = 0. You've been on GitHub since 2009 and the community engagement counter still reads like a fresh install.
zmk-config: CI with nothing to test
You shipped a CI pipeline (impressive!) for a repo with 2 commits, 3KB of boilerplate, and no README. The workflow runs; it just has no idea what it's guarding.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight18F
- Consistency20% weight5F
- Quality20% weight37F
- Depth15% weight35F
- Breadth10% weight65C
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
4 active days
Language distribution
- C34%
- Lua16%
- Vim Script15%
- C++12%
- Ruby6%
- HTML6%
- Other11%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
7
Commits
last 12 months
5
Followers
16
Joined GitHub
Apr 2009
05 · Top repos
los-t /
nvim-configs
Personal neovim configuration using Lua and vim.pack, with LSP setup, fuzzy-finding, treesitter, and custom keybindings. No tests, CI, or external adoption signals.
los-t /
dasGoo
A 2-day hackathon learning project written in DaScript using the ECS pattern (decs). Minimal scope with ~1500 KB codebase, no tests or CI, unpolished documentation, and experimental gameplay. Clear one-off educational effort.
los-t /
zmk-config
Empty ZMK keyboard firmware scaffold: 3KB repo with only CI stub, keymap config, and build metadata. No README, docs, tests, or meaningful project structure. Created 2 days ago with 2 commits total.
06 · Timeline
- Apr 15, 2009Joined GitHub
- Jul 30, 2019Created nvim-configs
- Nov 12, 2021Created dasGoo
- Dec 26, 2025Created zmk-config
- Mar 27, 2026Most recent push to nvim-configs
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.